TerribleToyshop

Buy something awful for someone who deserves it.

| Toronto, Canada
2,602 Sales | 5 out of 5 stars

Star Seller.

This seller sets a shining example for providing a great customer experience, with a history of 5-star reviews, on-time shipping, and quick replies.

Announcement    SHIPPING & DELIVERY: Read on for information about discreet packaging, fast fulfillment, customs duties, and global tracked shipping.

DISCREET PACKAGING
We ship all products in unmarked cardboard boxes or bubble mailers, and we use a low-key, un-Googleable operating name on the return address. Depending on the destination, our products will be identified either as “toys” or “novelty items” on customs forms. You can see screenshots of typical shipping labels for Canadian, US, and other international destinations at our website at https://terribletoyshop.com/shipping/

FAST FULFILLMENT
Most orders ship within 36 hours from when the order is placed. Note that our free standard shipping usually takes from 5 to 10 business days for delivery to most international destinations. There are occasionally delays in customs that can cause packages to take longer than this timeframe. Please reach out to us before you place your order if you need your shipment by a specific date.

CUSTOMS DUTIES, FEES & IMPORT TAXES
Deliveries to the US, UK, and Canada will not incur any additional customs fees, duties, or taxes beyond the sales tax we charge at checkout. Deliveries outside of the US, UK, and Canada may be subject to customs duties, handling fees and/or import taxes by the destination country. For more information about international shipping charges that may apply to your country, please see Etsy's FAQ at https://etsy.me/3aECnWq

GLOBAL TRACKED SHIPPING
As a matter of policy, we ship all packages using a tracked delivery service. If our preferred standard shipping service (Canada Post Tracked Packet) is not available in your country, we will reach out to you to make alternative arrangements after you place your order.

Announcement

Last updated on May 20, 2021

SHIPPING & DELIVERY: Read on for information about discreet packaging, fast fulfillment, customs duties, and global tracked shipping.

DISCREET PACKAGING
We ship all products in unmarked cardboard boxes or bubble mailers, and we use a low-key, un-Googleable operating name on the return address. Depending on the destination, our products will be identified either as “toys” or “novelty items” on customs forms. You can see screenshots of typical shipping labels for Canadian, US, and other international destinations at our website at https://terribletoyshop.com/shipping/

FAST FULFILLMENT
Most orders ship within 36 hours from when the order is placed. Note that our free standard shipping usually takes from 5 to 10 business days for delivery to most international destinations. There are occasionally delays in customs that can cause packages to take longer than this timeframe. Please reach out to us before you place your order if you need your shipment by a specific date.

CUSTOMS DUTIES, FEES & IMPORT TAXES
Deliveries to the US, UK, and Canada will not incur any additional customs fees, duties, or taxes beyond the sales tax we charge at checkout. Deliveries outside of the US, UK, and Canada may be subject to customs duties, handling fees and/or import taxes by the destination country. For more information about international shipping charges that may apply to your country, please see Etsy's FAQ at https://etsy.me/3aECnWq

GLOBAL TRACKED SHIPPING
As a matter of policy, we ship all packages using a tracked delivery service. If our preferred standard shipping service (Canada Post Tracked Packet) is not available in your country, we will reach out to you to make alternative arrangements after you place your order.

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5 out of 5 stars
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About TerribleToyshop

Sales 2,602
On Etsy since 2019
Video summary: We're were so excited to launch the Para-hell-ogram nipple clamp that we made a hot vid to show y'all how it works.

Terrible Toyshop is The Worst

...and we'd be more than happy to kick you in the shin to prove it. Or check out our selection of deviant, painful toys and find out for yourself.

Terrible Toyshop Ltd. started at a kinky maker space in Toronto and grew into an obsession. Our mission is to overwhelm Etsy with our new and unique inventions, as well as remixes of classic kinky toys to satisfy all the sadistic pleasures. Stay tuned for new additions to the collection so you can lustily stuff your toy box full of our awful products. If somebody doesn't regret your choice, we're not doing our job.

Sorry, not sorry. ;)

Shop members

  • Terrible Greg

    Owner, Customer Service, Designer

    The OG Ballgag Bear

  • Princess Randi

    Marketer, Graphic Designer

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