
Announcement
SHIPPING & DELIVERY: Read on for information about discreet packaging, fast fulfillment, customs duties, and global tracked shipping.
DISCREET PACKAGING
We ship all products in unmarked cardboard boxes or bubble mailers, and we use a low-key, un-Googleable operating name on the return address. Depending on the destination, our products will be identified either as “toys” or “novelty items” on customs forms. You can see screenshots of typical shipping labels for Canadian, US, and other international destinations at our website at https://terribletoyshop.com/shipping/
FAST FULFILLMENT
Most orders ship within 36 hours from when the order is placed. Note that our free standard shipping usually takes from 6 to 13 business days for delivery to most international destinations. There are occasionally delays in customs that can cause packages to take longer than this timeframe. Please reach out to us before you place your order if you need your shipment by a specific date.
CUSTOMS DUTIES, FEES & IMPORT TAXES
Deliveries to the US, UK, EU, and Canada will not incur any additional customs fees, duties, or taxes beyond the sales tax we charge at checkout. Note that UK orders over £135 will *not* be charged VAT at checkout and VAT will be charged upon delivery. Deliveries outside of the US, UK, EU, and Canada may be subject to customs duties, handling fees and/or import taxes by the destination country. For more information about international shipping charges that may apply to your country, please see Etsy's FAQ at https://etsy.me/3aECnWq
GLOBAL TRACKED SHIPPING
As a matter of policy, we ship all packages using a tracked delivery service. If our preferred standard international shipping service (Canada Post Tracked Packet) is not available in your country, we will reach out to you to make alternative arrangements after you place your order.
Announcement
SHIPPING & DELIVERY: Read on for information about discreet packaging, fast fulfillment, customs duties, and global tracked shipping.
DISCREET PACKAGING
We ship all products in unmarked cardboard boxes or bubble mailers, and we use a low-key, un-Googleable operating name on the return address. Depending on the destination, our products will be identified either as “toys” or “novelty items” on customs forms. You can see screenshots of typical shipping labels for Canadian, US, and other international destinations at our website at https://terribletoyshop.com/shipping/
FAST FULFILLMENT
Most orders ship within 36 hours from when the order is placed. Note that our free standard shipping usually takes from 6 to 13 business days for delivery to most international destinations. There are occasionally delays in customs that can cause packages to take longer than this timeframe. Please reach out to us before you place your order if you need your shipment by a specific date.
CUSTOMS DUTIES, FEES & IMPORT TAXES
Deliveries to the US, UK, EU, and Canada will not incur any additional customs fees, duties, or taxes beyond the sales tax we charge at checkout. Note that UK orders over £135 will *not* be charged VAT at checkout and VAT will be charged upon delivery. Deliveries outside of the US, UK, EU, and Canada may be subject to customs duties, handling fees and/or import taxes by the destination country. For more information about international shipping charges that may apply to your country, please see Etsy's FAQ at https://etsy.me/3aECnWq
GLOBAL TRACKED SHIPPING
As a matter of policy, we ship all packages using a tracked delivery service. If our preferred standard international shipping service (Canada Post Tracked Packet) is not available in your country, we will reach out to you to make alternative arrangements after you place your order.
Items
Featured items
All Items
Reviews
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Matthew on Aug 3, 2022
5 out of 5 starsWell, Elephant Balls will give the pain and ache you need and desire. When you stroke your cock and get them banging together! Pure pleasure. They hurt so good! Love them.
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Dylan on Aug 2, 2022
5 out of 5 starsPerfect customer service and help with item requests! Very polite and fast responses!
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Joey on Aug 2, 2022
5 out of 5 starsThe nipple traps had such a playful bite I had to complete the terrible trio!
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joshuadavid23 on Jul 25, 2022
5 out of 5 starsOutstanding quality and an absolutely mean little toy, and I mean that as an absolute compliment! Service, shipping and response from Greg was as good as you can ask for, i just hope he has some new innovations coming out soon that i can buy!
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Tim on Jul 11, 2022
5 out of 5 starsTerrible greg was great - Communicated with me as to shipping date and sent a nice note along with the item - which was, as advertised, wonderfully intense. A Dom buddy of mine applied them on my nips this weekend and the gradual tightening of the clamps throught the session sent me into unbridled ecatasies! :)
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joshuadavid23 on Aug 9, 2022
5 out of 5 starsLove love love this toy and my slave loves and hates this toy! Excellent service and quality as always from this shop!
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Caleb on Aug 3, 2022
5 out of 5 starsFirst just want to say great communication and fast shipping! Product as pictured. Something new for us to try and it’s an interesting design. Still learning but we had fun with it!
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Lauren on Jul 30, 2022
5 out of 5 starsThis thing is AWESOME and definitely hurts! The addition of the pony beads leaves awesome marks and welts. I'm really impressed with the print quality and the unique design. Nice work guys.
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Douglas on Jul 26, 2022
5 out of 5 starsGreat inventive item cool sensation with constant dull ache in pelvic region combined it with ball stretcher and wow- spouse lived turning the thumbscrew really good inventive toy I could say a lot more but that would be rather risqué at best!
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Alyssa on Jul 26, 2022
5 out of 5 starsHurts in the best way. I love how it leaves marks on my skin
About TerribleToyshop
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It all starts with digital calipers and 3D modelling software. This is where most of the terribleness happens.
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The next stop is a 3D printer. For each new product, we print and test about three prototypes to finalize the design.
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Tool porn! This is where we assemble our products, try to break prototypes, and fulfill orders from folx like you.
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Some products require a little extra effort. This is the 3D printed template used to cut rubber straps for the Strapper.
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We try to keep one copy of each item in stock, but big orders may require a little help from the 3D printer.
Terrible Toyshop is The Worst
...and we'd be more than happy to kick you in the shin to prove it. Or check out our selection of deviant, painful toys and find out for yourself.
Terrible Toyshop Ltd. started at a kinky maker space in Toronto and grew into an obsession. Our mission is to overwhelm Etsy with our new and unique inventions, as well as remixes of classic kinky toys to satisfy all the sadistic pleasures. Stay tuned for new additions to the collection so you can lustily stuff your toy box full of our awful products. If somebody doesn't regret your choice, we're not doing our job.
Sorry, not sorry. ;)
Shop members
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Terrible Greg
Owner, Customer Service, Product Designer
The OG Ballgag Bear
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Princess Randi
Marketer, Graphic Designer
Production partners
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Hardboiled Inc.
Toronto, ON
Hardboiled is a local screen and direct-to-garment printing shop in Toronto.
Shop policies
Shipping
Customs and import taxes
Payment options
Returns & exchanges
I gladly accept cancellations
I don't accept returns or exchanges
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Privacy policy
Seller details
TerribleToyshop is considered a professional seller (known as a trader) in the EU. What's this?