thecarboncrusader

Custom pencils and pens by The Carbon Crusader!

Houston, Texas · 51594 Sales

thecarboncrusader

Custom pencils and pens by The Carbon Crusader!

Houston, Texas 51594 Sales On Etsy since 2011

5 out of 5 stars
(11009)

Shop owner

Yvy

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Announcement   Father's Day is around the corner! Make him some custom pencils and pens!
The Carbon Crusader is your one stop shop for custom pencils and ready to buy personalized pencils! Want something you don’t see? Message me, I can make it! All pencils can be made left handed at no charge! sign up for my
newsletter at www.thecarboncrusader.com and follow me on ig at thecarboncrusader!


xx

Yvy

Announcement

Last updated on Jun 5, 2018

Father's Day is around the corner! Make him some custom pencils and pens!
The Carbon Crusader is your one stop shop for custom pencils and ready to buy personalized pencils! Want something you don’t see? Message me, I can make it! All pencils can be made left handed at no charge! sign up for my
newsletter at www.thecarboncrusader.com and follow me on ig at thecarboncrusader!


xx

Yvy

Yvy

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Yvy

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Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(11009)
Laura

Laura on Jun 24, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

These make great office friend gifts. Everyone loves getting them from me that its hard to keep one for myself. Its okay. I have a secret stash of awesome pencils from the last batch i bought!!!

Laura

Laura on Jun 24, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

I use these hilarious pens at work and it makes me laugh because no one ever reads theme. :) Always a repeat customer!!! Thank you!!!!

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About

Life is better when you're laughing!

Hi, my name is Yvy and I am the creator behind the cape at The Carbon Crusader.
I opened my shop in 2011, after discovering my niche of creating pencils in 2010. Since then, I have gotten to serve a wide variety of amazing people, and they all seem to appreciate what I do, and how I do it.

That's because:

My pencils come in a wide variety of colors, and are excellent quality. I create consistent results with attention to detail. You'll NEVER have to worry your pencil engravings look radically different from pencil to pencil nor order to order.

I offer personalization with zero censorship. I will print what you want to say, how you want to say it. I want all of my customers to feel free to express themselves honestly, and have fun creating their own products that they will treasure for years to come.

I am communicative and very friendly. I absolutely love what I do, and I love my customers. I love providing a space where people can virtually kick up their heels and find the humor we all seriously need, while also delivering a fun super-professional shopping experience.

Wanna work with me? Drop me a convo. I am here to help you create your ideal order. Wholesale accounts, please feel free to contact me, I'd love to work with you.

And always, much love to all of you, I cannot wait to send you pencils!

xx


Yvy

Shop members

  • Yvy

    Owner, Maker, Enthusiast

    My name is Yvy. I also answer to "Hey you," and "Pencil Lady." I make pencils with funny and occasionally inappropriate quotes on them. When I am not doing that, I make snarky buttons and amusing greeting cards you’ll never find in a grocery store.

Shop policies

Last updated on April 28, 2018
Hello and welcome to the Carbon Crusader, your favorite place on the internet to buy custom pencils and hilarious personalzied pencils, buttons and magnets. Give a greeting card experience to your friends and family, without the fear of contributing to landfills for a very long time (if ever). Great quotes are fantastically addictive and a pleasure to share and collect. Please see my special order section to gather up your own favorites, or peruse the listings for your latest acquisition!

Thank you,

Yvy

Accepted payment methods

  • Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Under the EU’s distance selling laws, buyers in the EU have the right to return certain products for any reason by contacting the seller within 14 days. This 14-day period will start the moment a customer receives a product. Then, after your items return to me, I refund your payment in 14 days. Custom or personalized items cannot be returned or refunded for any reason.
Payment
Payment must clear before goodies are shipped. Echecks take especially long to clear, so please don't use them if you have a crazy deadline to meet...you will get frustrated and that's never good.

Please read our listings before you buy them and ask questions before shopping. I am friendly and happy to help!
Shipping
Current processing time is 5 business days for non custom orders. Orders ship to Etsy addresses. Please make sure they are correct. Please add gift addresses in through Etsy, not in your cart at checkout or in Convo.

Postal holidays USA:
2018 holidays

Monday, January 1 New Year’s Day
Monday, January 15 Martin Luther King Jr. birthday
Monday, February 19 Washington’s Birthday (observed)
Monday, May 28 Memorial Day
Wednesday, July 4 Independence Day
Monday, September 3 Labor Day
Monday, October 8 Columbus Day
Monday, November 12 Veterans Day (observed)
Thursday, November 22 Thanksgiving Day
Tuesday, December 25 Christmas Day



CUSTOMS

International orders are subject to additional charges for customs. ALL international packages valued at $16 and over are insured.

LOST IN THE MAIL

Domestic packages are sent with a tracking number. International orders are not traceable past their stateside exit point, but you can use the label number and speak to your post master about your package if delays occur.

We are happy to help if your items seem to be lost in the mail. We keep all receipts and records about every single package, so we can get you label numbers if needed. Please understand that failures in delivery are not our fault, as we do not hand deliver each package. Please use your correct addresses. If your items are lost, we can send a re-shipment or return payment, less shipping costs and a small fee for our items.

ESTIMATED DELIVERY

I ship within 5 business days. After your package ships, I have no way of knowing when it will arrive. Delays may occur at any time; please understand that since I do not deliver your mail, I cannot be held responsible for delays. I appreciate your understanding, as I strive to keep turnaround times quick, but I just can't control the postal system.

APPEARS TO BE LOST, MARKED AS DELIVERED

If your package is marked as "delivered" but you haven't received it, please ask any and all roommates, neighbors, and look through your home to verify your package hasn't been misplaced. On more than one occasion a customer found a package that seemed lost in their own home or building.

MARKED AS DELIVERED, BUT WASN'T

Sometimes postal workers scan a parcel as delivered, when it is actually in transit. Mistakes such as these happen occasionally, and it is a good idea to give it another two or three days. If items never arrive, contact me and let me know! I am here to help you.
Additional policies and FAQs
CUSTOMS

All international orders are subject to customs fees. These fees are additional and determined by your country, and not something we can estimate or control.