TheCardAisle

Name: TheCardAisle
Uploaded: 2021-01-12T16:06:03-05:00
Description: The Card Aisle was an accident

Inappropriately Appropriate Cards & Other Goods

Denver, Colorado

10,368 Sales |

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Megan Brown

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Announcement The Card Aisle is a ✨Woman-owned Small Business✨ that sells hilarious greeting cards and gifts for everyone. 🌈

Designed with love and sarcasm

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Last updated on Sep 24, 2024

The Card Aisle is a ✨Woman-owned Small Business✨ that sells hilarious greeting cards and gifts for everyone. 🌈

Designed with love and sarcasm

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Laurie on Oct 20, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Fabulous item and I'll be back for more.

Funny Thank You Card, Thanks For Always Helpin' A Bitch Out, Thank You Card for Besties, Women Thank You Card, Vintage Figure

Funny Thank You Card, Thanks For Always Helpin' A Bitch Out, Thank You Card for Besties, Women Thank You Card, Vintage Figure
Waltraud on Sep 12, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Love the Card Aisle, will continue to shop with them.

You're Gonna Be Grandparents, Surprise, Expecting Card, Pregnancy, New Grandma, Grandpa, We're Pregnant, Baby Announcement, New Baby

You're Gonna Be Grandparents, Surprise, Expecting Card, Pregnancy, New Grandma, Grandpa, We're Pregnant, Baby Announcement, New Baby
Amanda on Aug 12, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Very cute card. I got it to send to my niece.

Funny Miss You Card, Thinking Of You Card, Funny Birthday Card, Card For Niece, Card For Nephew, Miss You Birthday Card

Funny Miss You Card, Thinking Of You Card, Funny Birthday Card, Card For Niece, Card For Nephew, Miss You Birthday Card
Danielle on Aug 7, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Love it! Came way before I expected 🤩 perfect for my gallery wall

Il dolce far niente Art Print, 8x10 Inch, 11x14 Inch, Bedroom Artwork, Housewarming Gift, Italian Saying, "The sweetness of doing nothing"

Il dolce far niente Art Print, 8x10 Inch, 11x14 Inch, Bedroom Artwork, Housewarming Gift, Italian Saying, "The sweetness of doing nothing"
Dianne on Jun 28, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Great quality. Arrived on time.

Thinking Of You Card, Miss You Card, Sympathy Card, "I Put A Hug In Here For You", Birthday Card, Just Because Card, Blank Inside

Thinking Of You Card, Miss You Card, Sympathy Card, "I Put A Hug In Here For You", Birthday Card, Just Because Card, Blank Inside
newlife4me on Jun 28, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Cute Card ! Quality..arrived by UPS and on time...Thank you!

Anniversary Card, "Made it all this way, haven't killed each other yet!", Funny Card for Couples, Love Card, Vow Renewal, Congratulations

Anniversary Card, "Made it all this way, haven't killed each other yet!", Funny Card for Couples, Love Card, Vow Renewal, Congratulations
Sara on Jun 26, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Megan’s cards are the best!

Society Told Me, Funny Any Occasion Card, Funny Birthday Card, All Occasions Card, Snarky, Sarcastic, Thank You Card, Holiday Card

Society Told Me, Funny Any Occasion Card, Funny Birthday Card, All Occasions Card, Snarky, Sarcastic, Thank You Card, Holiday Card
Amie on Jun 24, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Can’t wait to use these!

Funny Thank You Card, Thanks For Always Helpin' A Bitch Out, Thank You Card for Besties, Women Thank You Card, Vintage Figure

Funny Thank You Card, Thanks For Always Helpin' A Bitch Out, Thank You Card for Besties, Women Thank You Card, Vintage Figure
Cris on Jun 1, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

love it! just the way I thought it would! A little bigger then expected but still very happy with it.

Pack Your Bags, Boarding Pass for Surprise Trip, Airline Ticket, Travel Gift, Gifted Travel, Custom Boarding Pass, Surprise Vacation Card

Pack Your Bags, Boarding Pass for Surprise Trip, Airline Ticket, Travel Gift, Gifted Travel, Custom Boarding Pass, Surprise Vacation Card
Ashleigh Miller on May 19, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Funny as heck. My friend loved it.

Funny Thank You Card, Thanks For Always Helpin' A Bitch Out, Thank You Card for Besties, Women Thank You Card, Vintage Figure

Funny Thank You Card, Thanks For Always Helpin' A Bitch Out, Thank You Card for Besties, Women Thank You Card, Vintage Figure

About TheCardAisle

Sales 10,368

On Etsy since 2012

Lining gold envelopes with navy blue glitter liners. So pretty!
This was a mural I did in 2019 for the Wyatt Academy in Denver.
This was a window lettering gig I did in 2018 for Le Paon Noir, a local leather artist here in Denver.
Chalkboard lettering commission. You'd think I would be smart enough to have a pic of the other side but alas...

The Card Aisle was an accident

I took a Business Management class in college. Our final assignment was to write a business plan. Have you ever written a business plan? Not fun. However, I imagine if you were writing it for a real business you planned on starting, the feeling would be different. Anyway, I'm not really sure why I chose a greeting card company. I had always liked picking them out at the store. Like, really liked it. But once I got past the cash register, I didn't give it much more thought.

After I wrote and designed a handful of solid cards, I then posted them on Etsy and got a decent amount of orders. The orders kept coming in, as did the words of encouragement from friends and family. My cards are really random. I think that's what makes them successful, one might be a perfect, not-so-serious sympathy card, and the next might be the most offensive thing you've ever read. That's what makes this so much fun :)...for me.

I'm happy to say that writing greeting cards is a hobby that will never get old for me.

Megan Brown
www.thecardaisle.com

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Megan Brown

Owner, Designer

Oh, hello, I'm Megan. I'm the creator of this inappropriately appropriate collection of goodies. I have a sailor's mouth and I often forget to censor it around children. I live in Denver and my dog Charlie is the love of my life.

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A print shop

Reno, NV

Printed the bags
Printful

Charlotte, NC

A fulfillment, warehousing, and shipping service for online business owners

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Smartpress

Chanhassen, MN

Printing services
Stationery HQ

San Jose, CA

SHQ is a family-run digital printing company in the San Francisco Bay Area, specializing in one-off and short-run fine stationery and gift products for creative entrepreneurs. Their experienced team includes members who have been with the company for nearly 20 years.
paper printing

Lexington, MA

printing
Zazzle

Reno, NV

Zazzle is a marketplace of custom products created by designers selling their art and makers showcasing their customizable products.

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Last updated on Jan 1, 2022

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Cancellations: accepted

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Last updated on May 19, 2022

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Where is my package?

Once an item is shipped, package delays are completely out of our control. Please contact the courier directly with your tracking number to resolve the issue.

Can you print an inside message for me?

I do not offer inside printing. Plus, this takes away from the best part - the handwritten message!

I entered my address wrong, can you fix it?

Please contact us as soon as possible to fix the address. If it's within 12 hours, we should be able to change it. Otherwise, it will ship to the address entered at checkout.

Can you customize colors or change the message on an existing card?

This depends on the product and the customization request. Feel free to reach out to us regarding a customization. Note, there will be an additional fee associated with any changes to a design.

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Wholesale accounts have a 50 card minimum. If you're interested in creating a wholesale account with us, please message us via Etsy or send an email.

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