TheCraftyHedonist

Fantasy dildos created for your Geeky dreams!

Sacramento, California On Etsy since 2017

TheCraftyHedonist

Fantasy dildos created for your Geeky dreams!

Sacramento, California | 438 Sales

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The Crafty Hedonist

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The Crafty Hedonist

Announcement    Hello my geeky monster lovers! Anyone who happens to be in Phoenix, Arizona on March 28th, come check me out for one day only at the Bizarre Bazaar!

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Last updated on Mar 11, 2020

Hello my geeky monster lovers! Anyone who happens to be in Phoenix, Arizona on March 28th, come check me out for one day only at the Bizarre Bazaar!

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5 out of 5 stars
(96)
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  • Justin on Mar 27, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    Great quality, and the customer service the seller has is amazing. Been helping with all of the questions I have asked.

  • Elita on Mar 25, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    Love the item! Person I hot it for was truly amazed! Thank you so much!

  • Justin on Mar 19, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    Perfect start to my collection! Plan to purchase more as well and most likely plan to buy another one to more closely resemble garrus. The seller has also been extrememly helpful when I ask which colors they think some of the characters would be close to.

  • strifeyaluras on Mar 17, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    Love it!

  • Joshua on Mar 10, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    Wow!!! Fun toy!!

  • Alex on Mar 8, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    Perfect; love the design and colors!

  • Sohor on Feb 27, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    I'm pleasantly surprised, it's better than I expected!
    I had asked for particular colors related to a specific Turian from the Mass Effect trilogy, and the designer has perfectly found the right shades. I particularly like the subtle iridescent reflections; the object itself is visually beautiful.
    Then, I didn't expect the material to be both so soft and firm, it might not be to everyone's taste but I love it! The texture is amazingly realistic (I've never tested any real Turian's dick IRL unfortunately, but I think it's a very relevant representation).
    I've taken note of the care instructions because I really want to take care of it, it's just sublime ...

    The delivery time was pretty fast considering the distance (USA->Europe) .. I am SO happy about this transaction, thank you so much! :)

  • sbadger14 on Feb 9, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    Loved the colours! Great quality and the size is perfect. Prepare to have your mind blown!

  • sbadger14 on Feb 9, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    This is a great product, well made and the colours look amazing! It's quite big, but wow...prepare to have your mind blown!

  • caveman0311 on Feb 6, 2020

    5 out of 5 stars

    This piece is amazing. My wife absolutely loves the ridges and designs built into it. It made her very happy to finally have her space boyfriend in the flesh, kind of. The customer service we received was absolutely phenomenal and above reproach. Thank you so very much for such a beautifully sculpted piece. Mass effect is amazing.

About TheCraftyHedonist

Sales 438
On Etsy since 2017

I am a artist, a cosplayer, and a geek! After playing a couple of "the most overly complicated dating sims", I found myself fantasizing about relationships with aliens and other non-humans and got inspired to create adult toys based off of favorite characters! I do everything, from the concept of the design, the sculpting, molding, casting and cleanup, and I've been having a blast! This has been a amazing experience and I hope I can share my fantasies with you!

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Last updated on Mar 11, 2020
Frequently asked questions
Custom and personalized orders

I'm happy to do custom colors! Just let me know what you're looking for and I'll see what I can do.
Time permitted, I can do commissions for original designs, but they will get expensive since I would have to make a new sculpt and mold for your piece.

Care instructions

Hand wash with a silicone safe toy cleaner (or fragrance free, body safe soap). Be sure to rinse properly.
Do NOT use a silicone based lubricant (silicone bonds to silicone)- use a water based lubricant.

Gift wrapping and packaging

All of our orders are sent in a discreet box, and all pieces come in a heat sealed bag for the sake of sanitation with a card detailing care instructions