The Dirty Housewife's Perfumery and Apothecary

thedirtyhousewife is taking a short break.

Thank you for stopping by! The DHW is currently closed due to my mother being at my home on Hospice. All pending orders will still be shipping as planned. Your invoice will give you the estimated turn around time for your order. I am always available for convos if you need me!
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thedirtyhousewife's Shop Announcement

Happy 2015! Let us make this year our Bitch! :)

The current estimated processing time is 10-12 business days (M-F). To stay current on all the DHW Happenings, please visit for all the details.

Dirty Housewife products are Proudly "Made in America" !
We think that the The Dirty Housewife is a fun place to shop, and we hope you will too !
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I will ship to any country-please convo me your location for shipping costs if yours is not listed!*****

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This shop accepts Etsy Gift Cards.