TheDirtyPoet

Adult Humored Gifts, Naughty Spoons and Forks

Austin, Texas | 1645 Sales

TheDirtyPoet

Adult Humored Gifts, Naughty Spoons and Forks

Austin, Texas 1645 Sales On Etsy since 2014

5 out of 5 stars (234)

Announcement   Hey Friends! I will be out of town June 30th - July 9th. My Etsy Shop will remain Open For Business while I am gone, but please expect a slight delay in shipment during this time. I will make and ship all your order upon my return to Austin after the 9th. Thank you!

Handmade in Austin, Texas! All of my hand stamped spoons and forks feature an inappropriate, perverted, funny, Adult humored word or phrase. They make the perfect gifts for your friends or loved ones with that dirty, head-in-the-gutter sense of humor. They are made to make you laugh! If you are easily offended, my shop isn't for you! However, if you can take a joke, have a filthy mouth, and take pride in your inappropriate sense of humor, then we make the perfect pair!

I can stamp my silverware in existing form, or flatten to make into a garden marker. If you have a preference, and don't see exactly what you are looking for, please convo me, and I will be happy to make whatever you would like!

Want to learn more about the person behind this filth? Click the link below to check out my "About Page".

https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheDirtyPoet/about

Announcement

Last updated on Jun 30, 2018

Hey Friends! I will be out of town June 30th - July 9th. My Etsy Shop will remain Open For Business while I am gone, but please expect a slight delay in shipment during this time. I will make and ship all your order upon my return to Austin after the 9th. Thank you!

Handmade in Austin, Texas! All of my hand stamped spoons and forks feature an inappropriate, perverted, funny, Adult humored word or phrase. They make the perfect gifts for your friends or loved ones with that dirty, head-in-the-gutter sense of humor. They are made to make you laugh! If you are easily offended, my shop isn't for you! However, if you can take a joke, have a filthy mouth, and take pride in your inappropriate sense of humor, then we make the perfect pair!

I can stamp my silverware in existing form, or flatten to make into a garden marker. If you have a preference, and don't see exactly what you are looking for, please convo me, and I will be happy to make whatever you would like!

Want to learn more about the person behind this filth? Click the link below to check out my "About Page".

https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheDirtyPoet/about

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About

Welcome!

Hey Y'all! Thanks for checking out my shop!

Let me begin with a warning; if you are easily offended, my shop is not for you! However, I welcome all dirty minded friends alike to take a peak!

This shop was inspired by my quirky, not so clean sense of humor. I thoroughly enjoy a good rotten, filthy joke, especially when it is dry and to the point. My products fill a certain void on Etsy that I am excited to share with all of you; a classy, but naughty gift that will make you and your loved ones laugh. That's all. Laughter. I think it's the best thing in the world.

If you have further questions, special requests, or positive feedback, please feel free to send me a convo! I would love to hear from you.

For all of you who might have anything negative to say... FORK OFF! :-)

Thanks again for visiting my shop! I hope you enjoy!

If you like what you see, check out my other Etsy Shop, Sweet Thyme Design!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/SweetThymeDesign

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  • The Dirty Poet

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    I am The Dirty Poet. I am here to provide a classy, but filthy gift option for all my fellow "Head-In-The-Gutter" friends. Take a peak at my shop & enjoy!

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