Designs by a woman with a half-offensive last name.

Oakland, California · 0 Sales


Designs by a woman with a half-offensive last name.

Oakland, California 0 Sales On Etsy since 2009

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TheJurk is taking a short break


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Last updated on March 11, 2011
I've been beading since grade school and otherwise crafting for as long as a can remember, thanks to my dear, crafty mother ( My designs are the result of whim ("I think I'll do something CURLY today!") and due to their handcrafted nature, no two items are identical.

My store name is taken from my own. It is long and Polish and people refuse to pronounce it correctly for fear of calling me a "jurk". Well, I am a Jurk, and avoiding a consonant isn't going to change that.

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Money Order
  • Check
Payment is expected to be prompt. PayPal is preferred, but personal checks and money orders will be accepted under one condition: Your purchase will only be shipped AFTER the check or money order has been cleared at the bank. This may take several days or even weeks from the time payment is sent. If you have questions regarding payment, please contact me via Etsy Conversations.
Items will be shipped via USPS within 3 business days of payment completion. Please contact me via Etsy Conversations if you would like Delivery Confirmation (will cost more) or if you have any questions regarding shipping.
Refunds and Exchanges
If you have any questions about your purchases, please contact me via Etsy Conversations. I stand by the quality of my work.

REFUNDS will be given for defective items or items damaged in shipping with return shipping paid by me. You may request a replacement instead of a refund. New shipping costs will be your responsibility in the event of a replacement for defective or damaged items.

EXCHANGES for non-defective items will be accepted within 14 days of receiving your purchase, and shipping costs will be your responsibility.

LOST PACKAGES will be refunded for the purchase price of the item(s). Shipping costs will not be refunded. For this reason, I recommend requesting Delivery Confirmation.
Additional policies and FAQs
If you've seen an item you can't live without on (I hope) another customer or in my shop in the past but you can't find it now, let me know and I'll be happy to create another. I also do custom orders!

Finally, gift wrapping can be requested at an additional cost to cover gift packaging.