Announcement
THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND.
THE MALL IS CLOSED. R.I.P. 2012-2015
WELCOME TO THE MALL: An Etsy Concept Store by Gaudy God (Matt Kasin) feat. a collection of vintage and handmade items inspired by cult 90s teen films' Clueless, Spice World, Romy & Michele's High School Reunion and more!
Announcement
THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND.
THE MALL IS CLOSED. R.I.P. 2012-2015
WELCOME TO THE MALL: An Etsy Concept Store by Gaudy God (Matt Kasin) feat. a collection of vintage and handmade items inspired by cult 90s teen films' Clueless, Spice World, Romy & Michele's High School Reunion and more!
Items

All Items
Reviews
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Tina on Jun 9, 2015
4 out of 5 starsSuper happy with this purchase. Birthday Girls loved their gifts
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The Insult Shop on May 18, 2015
5 out of 5 starsRaddest candle sticker ever. I bought extras so I can own them forever and ever.
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abberye on May 7, 2015
5 out of 5 starsExactly as the seller stated. Fabulous fit and color. No rips or stains. So pleased!
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Mel on Mar 3, 2015
5 out of 5 starsLove the thick sticker paper this is on - and the colors are exactly as pictured. Super funny, love this!
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Vanessa on Feb 2, 2015
5 out of 5 starsShipped quickly, from my home town Chicago! Great item, totally fun and funny.
About themall
Cher Horowitz from Clueless puts it best...
"I felt impatient and out of control, which I really hate. I needed to find sanctuary in a place I could gather my thoughts and regain my strength..." so Matt Kasin from Gaudy God created THE MALL.
THE MALL is an Etsy based concept store comprised of vintage and hand-made items inspired by my favorite films and iconic pop culture moments from the past.
The 1st collection, which launched in May 2012, was inspired by cult 90s teen films' Clueless, Spice World and Romy & Michele's High School Reunion. Items included fuzzy pens, holographic dresses, mini backpacks, and a "Virgin Who Can't Drive" Brittany Murphy tribute candle.
THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND.
THE MALL IS CLOSED.
R.I.P. 2012-2015
Shop members
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Matt Kasin
Owner
Shop policies
Sorry, items cannot be put on hold or reservation.
Accepted payment methods
Returns and exchanges
THE MALL does not offer refunds or exchanges.
*Please message me directly through ETSY if you are dissatisfied with your purchase(s) upon arrival before leaving a negative review. Customer satisfaction is very important to THE MALL. Let's come to a WIN-WIN agreement that makes your experience positive. Thank you, Matt
Payment
Illinois residents must pay a 7% sales tax. This will get added to your payment when checking.
Transactions will be canceled after 5 days if payment is not received. Contact THE MALL via convo or email if you are having problems during checkout.
Shipping
- Please contact us before purchasing for special/express shipping. We will calculate upon request and add your shipping option to the item(s).
All items are shipped within 1-3 business days of ordering (unless specified in items description) through the USPS.
Domestic orders are shipped through 'Priority Mail' (2-3 business days) with a tracking number.
International orders are shipped through '1st Class International Mail' (6-10+ business days depending on the location) with no tracking number.
*customs fees may be applied to International orders and are the buyer's responsibility to pay
Additional policies and FAQs
Estimated sizes are only guidelines.
All measurements are taken with item laying flat.
*Remember to double bust, waist, and hip measurements.
Bust: underarm seam to underarm seam
Waist: seam to seam of natural waistline, the smallest part of the waist
Hips: seam to seam of natural hipline, the fullest part of hip
Shoulder-Shoulder: front shoulder seam to front shoulder seam
Length: top of shoulder (or waistband) to bottom hemline
All vintage is steamed or washed.