TheNoisyOyster

a tiny universe of eccentricities

North Carolina, United States · 0 Sales

TheNoisyOyster

a tiny universe of eccentricities

North Carolina, United States 0 Sales On Etsy since 2010

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~Distinctive items with attitude, shiny baubles, and statements of nonconformity served 'on the half-shell'.

~"A deadly conformity will kill every impulse toward independence and dissent." (Bulletin of Atomic Scientists)

~"What kind of noise annoys a noisy oyster?
A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!"

~Member of the Etsy Dlist Team. To see items by other members of this talented team, search handmade for "Dteam"

~I may not have many items listed yet, since I am just getting started, but there will be more new listings soon! If you don't find the perfect nonconformity today, please check back a little later, and Thank You for stopping by!

~linky-links:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/TheNoisyOyster/165733940147627
http://invisiblemenagerie.wordpress.com/

Announcement

New products coming soon!

~Distinctive items with attitude, shiny baubles, and statements of nonconformity served 'on the half-shell'.

~"A deadly conformity will kill every impulse toward independence and dissent." (Bulletin of Atomic Scientists)

~"What kind of noise annoys a noisy oyster?
A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster!"

~Member of the Etsy Dlist Team. To see items by other members of this talented team, search handmade for "Dteam"

~I may not have many items listed yet, since I am just getting started, but there will be more new listings soon! If you don't find the perfect nonconformity today, please check back a little later, and Thank You for stopping by!

~linky-links:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/TheNoisyOyster/165733940147627
http://invisiblemenagerie.wordpress.com/

Faith Berry

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Faith Berry

Shop policies

Last updated on March 1, 2012
All items are handmade by me, some items may vary slightly from those shown in the listing. This is part of the charm of handmade, and should not be considered a flaw.

No two computer systems are identical, so the colors you see on your screen may vary slightly from those of the actual item. Please bear this in mind if you want to match items. If you need items that match, convo me ( http://www.etsy.com/convo_new.php?to_username=TheNoisyOyster ) I can tell you if listings feature the same materials, and I may be able to create custom sets.

All my items are created in a tobacco-free home. I am a pet lover, so I will handle all fabric and fiber items with care to minimize the inclusion of hair, dander or stray treats. Any items I can I will sanitize just prior to shipping.

Accepted payment methods

  • Accepts Etsy gift cards
  • Money Order
Payment
I currently accept PayPal for all purchases. You can pay through Paypal without having to set up a Paypal account, as long as you have a credit or debit card. This is a very simple process, and you will be automatically directed through Etsy's shopping cart at checkout. ( A walk-through for first time Etsy shoppers: http://help.etsy.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/245/kw/buying/session/L3NpZC8zdG1waUE2aw%3D%3D ) Alternative forms of payment may be added at a future date. Payments must be received within one week (7 days) of order. Orders may be canceled before they are shipped.
Shipping
I currently will ship your purchase priority mail, other methods may be available upon request. I will use any appropriate means to ensure you receive your order in a timely manner, usually within one week (7 days). For some items, you may need to sign a confirmation of receipt. Tracking numbers, if any, will be available upon request.

All items are ready to ship unless otherwise noted in the listing, and will be shipped within one week (7 days) of receipt of payment. Alchemy/custom/special orders will be shipped within one week (7 days) of completion, and/or receipt of payment.

Please be sure to enter the correct shipping address when purchasing, and review carefully before clicking "commit to buy". In the event that Etsy and PayPal show two different addresses, I will ship the package to the address you indicated in the order on Etsy.

When purchasing multiple items, you will pay the costliest shipping, then all additional items at the "ship with another item" rate. If you want to send items to different destinations, please place a separate order for each destination. If you want items for one destination to ship separately, please order separately. This will ensure adequate postage for your treasures. Some items may not have a reduced cost to ship with another item if they require special care in packaging.

If you are purchasing a gift and would like the item(s) sent directly to the recipient of your generosity, please type the recipient's name and address and any brief message you would like included with the package in the "message to seller" section at checkout. You can also enter their address as the ship to address.

I believe in treating the earth gently, so whenever practical I will ship your purchase with re-used, recycled, or bio-degradable packaging material. If you prefer new/traditional packaging, please include that in the "message to seller" when you place your order. Shipping costs I have listed include the cost of postage, and any packaging materials and care required to protect the item.

International buyers: I am not offering overseas shipping at this time.
Refunds and Exchanges
All items are thoughtfully made with great care to detail. In the event that an item in your purchase from TheNoisyOyster is damaged/defective, please convo me within one week (7 days) after your purchase arrives so we can discuss a solution. Please don't send any items back before we discuss the issue. A digital photo of the damage will be required in most cases.
Additional policies and FAQs
Gift wrapping options available upon request; and some listings may already include a gift box, pouch, or other container. Please read listings carefully before adding the item to your cart, and convo me with any questions before you finalize your order.

Prices, pictures,descriptions and listings subject to change or update. All photos copyright.