thenosuchdisco

The Nosuch Disco

Stoke-on-Trent, United Kingdom

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Announcement    Welcome to my Cat Themed Shop, for all your cat gift needs! cards, stationery, prints and home decor, all featuring my monochromatic kitty art.

Welcome to The Nosuch Disco!

Have a look through my shop, I hope you find something you’ll love.

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CUSTOMER ENQUIRIES

 - Do you have a question? Feel free to get in touch using the contact button, but do have a look at my Policies & FAQs, as you may find the answer to your questions here: 

Policies & FAQ's:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/thenosuchdisco#policies
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TURNAROUND - I’m usually very quick to turn around orders, but please read the individual listings or the policies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thenosuchdisco#policies
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Standard Shipping has NO TRACKING. If you would like a tracking number, please choose this shipping option at checkout.
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Please join me on Facebook:
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Follow me on Instagram:
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Thank you for visiting - Dave

Announcement

Last updated on Feb 5, 2021

Welcome to my Cat Themed Shop, for all your cat gift needs! cards, stationery, prints and home decor, all featuring my monochromatic kitty art.

Welcome to The Nosuch Disco!

Have a look through my shop, I hope you find something you’ll love.

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CUSTOMER ENQUIRIES

 - Do you have a question? Feel free to get in touch using the contact button, but do have a look at my Policies & FAQs, as you may find the answer to your questions here: 

Policies & FAQ's:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/thenosuchdisco#policies
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TURNAROUND - I’m usually very quick to turn around orders, but please read the individual listings or the policies: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thenosuchdisco#policies
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Standard Shipping has NO TRACKING. If you would like a tracking number, please choose this shipping option at checkout.
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Please join me on Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/thenosuchdiscofans

Follow me on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/thenosuchdisco


Thank you for visiting - Dave

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About thenosuchdisco

Sales 4,361
On Etsy since 2009

The home of Fat Kitty!

I've always been fascinated with the weird and the wonderful; strange creatures, fantastic voyages and vivid colours.

I try to incorporate these principles in my artwork, I like to use Adobe Illustrator to bring my ideas to life.

When I moved house in 2009, I noticed a massive cat across the road. As the years rolled by, he started to come round for a fuss and a snooze... He's such a lovely little bugger, but he always looks so sad, he is the inspiration behind my character, Fat Kitty!

I love to draw Fat Kitty in different scenarios, Have a look at the shop and see what you think of Fat Kitty and his little adventures.

Shop members

  • Dave 'The Nosuch Disco' Burgess

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator, Head Honcho

    Hello, I'm Dave, AKA The Nosuch Disco... I've been drawing weird and colourful things for about 6 years now, its all I've ever wanted to do. During the day I teach Graphic Design at a local College and by night I play with a really fat cat!

Shop policies

Last updated on February 17, 2021
It's business as usual here at The Nosuch Disco! However, there may be some postal delays due to the COVID-19 Pandemic, these are sadly out of my control

Accepted payment methods

Paypal Mastercard Visa American Express Discover Apple Pay Klarna Giftcard
Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns and cancellations
Contact me within: 3 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 7 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 1 hour of purchase
I don't accept exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale
Returns and exchange details
If you're not satisfied with your item, please get in touch the second your order arrives! If you're not happy, I'm not happy, if I’m not happy, Fat Kitty isn’t happy… well, you get the gist, but the crux is, I want you to love your item ☺

More information

Last updated on Feb 17, 2021
Frequently asked questions
Do you do custom and personalised orders?

Sorry, I do not take on customised and personal order requests, including changing my current designs.

What about International postage and tracking?

All international orders are sent untracked as standard, there are options to upgrade your shipping to ‘Tracked and Sign for’ for an additional cost. Please note, this is not a faster service and a signature is required upon delivery.

My order hasn’t arrived...

All orders are sent untracked. If you are worried your order has been lost in the post, please get in touch! If it has been more than 20 working days (UK and Europe) or 25 working days (rest of the world) I will send out one replacement no problem. Happily, this rarely happens!

Please note it is the responsibility of the customer to ensure the correct shipping address is provided. I will not replace items sent to incorrect addresses. If an order is returned to me because of an incorrect address you will need to pay additional shipping for it to be resent to the correct address.

Do you ship to my country?

Yes! I ship all over the world: please ensure you pick the correct shipping option at the checkout.

How/when is my package sent?

Prints, cards, notebooks and stickers are sent in an envelope with card reinforcement to help them stay as flat as possible. Packages will be posted 1st Class in the UK or by Standard Airmail within 1-3 business days of payment. As standard, packages will not have tracking numbers, if you have opted for the ‘Tracked and Signed for’ option, it will be noted in your shipping notification - please do not send me messages asking for tracking numbers if you have opted for standard shipping, there won’t be one.

How long will my package take to arrive?

All orders are posted from the UK. Within the UK, packages usually take between 1-3 working days to arrive. Outside of the UK, they arrive within an average of 2-3 weeks from date of posting, however, it can take up to 4 weeks if there are delays with the postal system and/or customs. Please note, I will only send a replacement order once.

Can I return my item?

Items can be returned if you contact me within 3 of purchase and providing that the item is unused and in perfect condition. Postage costs will not be reimbursed unless the item is faulty. Let me know if you would like to return an item by sending me an Etsy message.

Custom and personalised orders

Please check your address carefully whilst making your order and confirm it is correct in your order confirmation email from Etsy. If your address isn't right, please send me a message ASAP and I should be able to correct it for you. I can not take responsibility for items shipped to the incorrect address: remember it is YOUR responsibility to make sure your shipping details are accurate!