ThePepperMillShop

punny goods + gifts guaranteed to spread laughter

Wilmington, North Carolina
4,786 Sales | 5 out of 5 stars

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Last updated on Feb 25, 2020

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There’s Some Holes in This House + funny food puns Swiss cheese greeting card + blank inside

$4.50 FREE shipping

Wu-Tang Clam Ain’t Nuthin Ta Shuck Wit + Funny Food Pun Greeting Card + blank inside

$4.50

2020 is the Wurst + Funny Food Pun Bratwurst Sausage Greeting Card + blank inside

$4.50

I Can’t Wait To Squeeze You + Funny Food Pun lemon miss you greeting card + blank inside

$4.50

Bone Thugs n Hominy + Funny Food Pun Greeting Card + blank inside

$4.50

Don’t Chai This At Home + heavy duty reusable canvas grocery tea shopping tote bag + 20”x15” with 5” gusset

$16.00

You’re My Jam + heavy duty reusable canvas grocery strawberry shopping tote bag + 20”x15” with 5” gusset

$16.00

Mo’ Honey, Mo’ Problems + heavy duty reusable canvas grocery shopping tote book bag funny food pun + 20”x15” with 5” gusset

$16.00

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Wake Me Up Before You Cocoa + heavy duty reusable canvas grocery shopping tote book bag funny food pun + 20”x15” with 5” gusset

$16.00

I Can’t Fight This Peeling Anymore + heavy duty reusable canvas grocery shopping tote book bag funny food pun + 20”x15” with 5” gusset

$16.00

Stout! Stout! Let It All Out! + heavy duty reusable canvas grocery shopping tote book bag funny food pun + 20”x15” with 5” gusset

$16.00

Wu-Tang Clam Ain’t Nuthin Ta Shuck Wit + heavy duty reusable canvas grocery shopping tote book bag funny food pun + 20”x15” with 5” gusset

$16.00

Olive It When You Call Me Big Poppa + heavy duty reusable canvas grocery shopping tote book bag funny food pun + 15”x16”

$14.00

I Can’t Fight This Peeling Anymore + heavy duty reusable canvas grocery shopping tote book bag funny food pun + 15”x16”

$14.00

You’re My Jam + heavy duty reusable canvas grocery shopping tote book bag funny food pun + 15”x16”

$14.00

Slow Rind! Take It Easy! + heavy duty reusable canvas grocery shopping tote book bag funny food pun + 15”x16”

$14.00

Stout! Stout! Let It All Out! + heavy duty reusable canvas grocery shopping tote book bag funny food pun + 15”x16”

$14.00

No Way, Rosè + heavy duty reusable canvas grocery shopping tote book bag funny food pun + 15”x16”

$14.00

Mayo the Force Be With You + heavy duty reusable canvas grocery shopping tote book bag funny food pun + 15”x16”

$14.00

Lettuce Romaine Friends + heavy duty reusable canvas grocery shopping tote book bag funny food pun + 15”x16”

$14.00

Mo’ Honey, Mo’ Problems + heavy duty reusable canvas grocery shopping tote book bag funny food pun + 15”x16”

$14.00

Sip, Sip Hooray! + Double Wine Bottle Reusable Canvas Tote Bag

$12.00

She’s Got Eggs...She Knows How To Use Them + heavy duty reusable canvas grocery shopping tote book bag funny food pun + 15”x16”

$14.00

Domo Avocado, Mr. Roboto + heavy duty reusable canvas grocery shopping tote book bag funny food pun + 15”x16”

$14.00

Don’t Chai This At Home + heavy duty reusable canvas grocery shopping tote book bag funny food pun + 15”x16”

$14.00

Gone To Carolina In My Mind + Funny Food Pun Sweet Tea Greeting Card + blank inside

$4.50

You Just Keep Getting Better With Sage + Funny Food Pun Greeting Card + blank inside

$4.50

I'm Sno Excited and I Just Can't Hide It + Funny Food Pun Greeting Card + blank inside

$4.50

Let's Go Crazy + Funny Pun Greeting Card + blank inside

$4.50

Are You There, God? It's Me, Margarita + Funny Food Pun Greeting Card + blank inside

$4.50

Great Wines Think Alike + Funny Food Pun Wine Greeting Card + blank inside

$4.50

Your Kiss, Your Kiss Is On My List + Funny Food Pun Greeting Card + blank inside

$4.50

Clearly, I Love You + Funny Food Pun Greeting Card + blank inside

$4.50

Treat Yo'self + Funny Food Pun Greeting Card + blank inside

$4.50

This Sucks + Funny Food Pun Sorry Greeting Card + blank inside

$4.50

3 inch Sticker + What A Custard Fuck + funny ice cream food pun

$3.00 FREE shipping

Kelly Sweitzer

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Kelly Sweitzer

Reviews

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About ThePepperMillShop

Sales 4,786
On Etsy since 2014

Food + Tools + Paint

Illustrating food puns seemed like a fun way to pass the time on slow days while working in the mill shop for the paint department on a television show - and so The Pepper Mill Shop was born.

Cooking is a passion of mine, as is working in construction and paint in the film business, so I find this to be the perfect combo for me!

What you see here in the shop began as a round table discussion with several friends one night back in 2014. Now, we have over 100 designs ready to spread laughter.

Whatever you choose from the store, be it a painting, a print, a tote bag, a magnet, a onesie, a tshirt, etc - I sincerely hope it keeps you smiling and laughing for years to come.

xo Kelly

Shop members

  • Kelly Sweitzer

    Owner, Designer

    Sometimes a scenic artist for film and television, sometimes a freelance artist, and always a lover of live music, cooking, and a good pun.

  • Charlie the Husband

    Renaissance Man

    Our own personal one-man promo machine, RV technician, and all around punny guy.

Production partners

  • Daztech Promotion

    Wilmington, NC

    This local shop provides us with all of our heat press decals, stickers and blank tees/totes!

  • Printworks

    Wilmington, NC

    This local-to-us, woman owned company does all of our paper printing for us!

Shop policies

Last updated on June 22, 2016
Look around and have some free laughs!

Here's to spreading the laughter.

- Kelly

Accepted payment methods

Paypal Mastercard Visa American Express Discover Apple Pay Klarna Giftcard
Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
RETURNS:
If you are unhappy with your item, I prefer to do an exchange for another item, but will accept a return for a refund. You are responsible for notifying me within 3 days after you receive the item. The item must be sent back in its original condition, and the buyer will be responsible for shipping costs to return the unwanted item.

SHIPPING DAMAGES:
I minimize the risk of shipping damages by packaging and labeling items very carefully. If your item has been damaged during shipping, please let me know as soon as it has arrived and we will discuss how to remedy the situation.
Payment
Items in this shop may be safely purchased by credit card or through Paypal. Payments are processed through Etsy, and not by me personally.

If you live in my area (Wilmington, NC) and are able to pick up your item, use the coupon code SHOPLOCAL to skip the shipping fee at checkout.

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Shipping
***Please check to make sure that the address you are providing at checkout is correct. *** If a package comes back to me I will give you the option of a refund or paying additional shipping to resend the package. If you choose a refund in this situation, I will not refund the shipping already paid.

My shipping turnaround time is 1-2 days. This does not include items marked as 'custom' or 'made to order.' I ship domestic purchases (within the U.S.) USPS first class with tracking. I also ship international packages through USPS. For expedited shipping, please contact me for a quote. For international packages, I am not responsible for any potential custom fees that may be put on your package when it arrives to your country.
Additional policies and FAQs
I am open to hearing any ideas you might have for a custom project!

Just email me: thepeppermillshop AT gmail.com

Wholesale, consignment, and licensing available! Contact me for details.