Handmade Adult Novelties & Vintage Erotica

38 Sales On Etsy since 2012

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Handmade Adult Novelties & Vintage Erotica

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About TheSexShoppe

Sales 38
On Etsy since 2012

Eco-Friendly Handmade Adult Toys from Sustainable Resources

Our shop is for folks looking to be sexy and green.


What about splinters?
The involved process of sanding and finishing smooths and seals the wood. No splinters.

What about the finish?
The Personal Wands have been sealed with a food grade finish. This FDA approved finish is non-toxic and very durable once cured. Properly sealed and cared for wood will maintain its integrity for many, many years. Sanding and sealing is the most time consuming and labor intensive part of the process. After sanding the wood smooth, a coat of food safe finish is applied. It is allowed to dry for 24 hrs. It is then sanded and multiple coats added in the same manner. Once it has cured it is ready for use.

I have sensitive skin / allergies, can I safely use these?
We are not aware of any allergic reactions or skin sensitivities. However because every person is different and you know yourself better than we do, use your best judgement.

Do you use dyes?
The beautiful Rainbow Birch is purchased dyed. The sealed Birch is safe as the dyes are sealed with the wood.

What is the life expectancy of wood dildos?
They should last a lifetime. Unlike plastic and silicone, sealed wood does not deteriorate. It is less fragile than glass. They can be easily refinished. Should you decide to discard it (we can't imagine why) there are no negative affects to the ecology of the planet.

Where do you get your wood?
Our wood comes from a variety of sources. We shy away from rare woods unless foraged from the ground from fallen trees. We get our Walnut woods from local orchards that have been removed. Some of our wood is smaller pieces from large projects.

What is the best way to clean my wood toy?
Washing with soap and water and wiping drying is all that is necessary. Do not microwave, boil or put in the dishwasher.

What about my privacy?
We believe in your right to a private life. All products are sent in nondescript packaging. We do not give feedback on Etsy unless requested. Please note that when leaving feedback on Etsy you are public.

Common Courtesy towards yourself and others:
Play safe. Have fun. Enjoy life.

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    I am an Artist and sculptor. I make all kinds of wood things and The Sex Shoppe is the place for my most requested naughty items.

Shop policies

Last updated on April 15, 2014
Welcome to TheSexShoppe on Etsy. All my policies are to protect both my customer and myself. I want everyone to be happy. I want my store to be a place customers will come back to and feel comfortable.

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Accepted payment methods

Returns and exchanges
Due to the nature of our products returns are possible only because of defect. If you have question please ask prior to purchase. Please inspect your items as SOON as you receive them. If there is something wrong with your items contact me immediately (the same day you receive them preferably). We will talk about the best solution at that time. Please do not email me. Please contact me here through Etsy conversations "convo".
I accept: * Credit Cards * PayPal * Bitcoin (please see below for details).
We ship via the best method for your purchase and your needs. Usually USPS or FedEx, unless otherwise specified. We ship within 3 days of receiving payment, most often the same day. Please contact us with any special shipping needs.

**Please be sure to submit current shipping information with your order** You will be responsible for any additional postage due to wrong shipping information.

*Tracking is available to the U.S and select countries only.

*We will ship internationally. Tracking not available to all countries.

*FREE SHIPPING items are sent regular USPS (United States Postal Service), you can upgrade for an additional fee, you will be charged the difference.
International orders may be subject to customs taxes and FEES. Buyer is responsible for these additional fees and taxes.

We try to reuse and recycle any packing material, boxes, etc., that are still in good clean condition as this reduces costs and waste.

Additional policies and FAQs
Custom orders are available. All styles of wands and toys can be made with the wood of your choice. If we don't have it we may be able to obtain it. Prices will vary on custom orders depending on type of wood. Payment must be made in full before beginning any custom novelty. Convo me for current turnaround time.

* Bitcoin
If you are interested in using Bitcoin please convo me through Etsy prior to purchase so that I can set it up for you. I will send you an invoice based on the current market USD value of BTC at the time of your purchase. Payment must be recieved within 48 hrs. or the sale may be cancelled. All items will ship with tracking and insurance for protection. We stand behind our products please see return policies