funny cards - weird pins and stickers - quirk and stuff

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Announcement    🚨 September shipping might be delayed! 🚨

We are out of town for shows 9/9-9/13 and 9/17-9/20, which is so exciting but means our processing time is a bit longer! 🖤


Last updated on Sep 7, 2021

🚨 September shipping might be delayed! 🚨

We are out of town for shows 9/9-9/13 and 9/17-9/20, which is so exciting but means our processing time is a bit longer! 🖤



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Kai and Marliss

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Kai and Marliss


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About thethirdarrow

Sales 4,482
On Etsy since 2011

strange greeting cards // enamel pins // feminism // stickers // bad puns

Kai and Marliss are a kickass duo in real life and in creating art. Marliss brings her amazing artistic skills to the team with great line drawings and a keen eye for detail. Kai brings their graphic design skills and love of the Adobe Creative Suite. Together they make a lot of weird stuff.

Marliss is an art student, a graphic artist, and an administrative assistant (aka adult-sitter). Kai is currently pet sitting, freelancing, and creating all of the art they possibly can.

They are inspired by each other, strong females, bad puns, cute animals, fighting the patriarchy, literary quotes, positive affirmations, long car rides, and all of the beauty in life.

Shop members

  • Kai McGarvey

    Owner, Creator

    Kai (they/them) is a crystal collector, tarot enthusiast, and book lover. They are trans, queer, and non-binary. They are inspired by weird humans, queer culture, amazing books, sunsets, night skies, and long drives.

  • Marliss McGarvey

    Owner, Creator

    Marliss is a graphic artist, handy with power tools, an anxious mess, and a certified gal Tuesday. She doodles, she draws, she illustrates, and she handletters!

Production partners

  • Pin manufacturer

    CA, United States

    They produce the enamel pins that we design!

  • Print Shop

    Bangor, PA

    Printer of custom stickers in Pennsylvania.

Shop policies

Last updated on January 26, 2021
Due to the handmade nature of our greeting cards, please be aware that there can be slight size and color differences. Please message us if you have any questions!

Accepted payment methods

Paypal Mastercard Visa American Express Discover Apple Pay Klarna Giftcard
Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 3 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Digital downloads
Returns and exchange details
We strive to work as well as possible with any problems encountered. Just alert us to any problems and we will work with you to fix it.
All shipping envelopes are chosen with the intention of the safe transport of your item(s) and environmental impact. Responsibly recycled, recyclable and reusable materials are used when possible.

We are a two person team that carefully ships your orders as quickly as possible. The most common turnaround time for orders to ship is 1-2 days. If you need something super quickly, please let us know! International orders usually take 1-4 weeks to arrive from ship date.

Once the USPS receives the order from us we cannot take responsibility for what happens to it. Sometimes they do some strange things. We are not responsible for USPS error or delayed shipping due to weather or holidays, and will not refund orders for shipping errors or delays.

If your package continues to display a "pre-shipment" status, this does not mean your order has not shipped. You will ONLY receive this email if your package has shipped. Even if you continue to see the pre-shipment status for many days, your order is in the hands of the carrier. All carriers are experiencing heavy delays at this time. Thank you for your patience and understanding!
Additional policies and FAQs
Reach out to us with any wholesale inquiries. We will also consider consignment options for some retailers!

More information

Last updated on May 5, 2017
Frequently asked questions
Wholesale availability

We love wholesale! Contact us for inquiries.

What is the size of an A2 card?

Our cards are approximately 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches. They are all trimmed by hand so slight size variations can occur. Some cards are closer to 4 inches by 5.25 inches but still fit nicely in the provided envelope.