thisbirdsabsurd

Home of the original "Your Very Own House Chicken"!

Sutton, New Hampshire · 239 Sales

thisbirdsabsurd

Home of the original "Your Very Own House Chicken"!

Sutton, New Hampshire 239 Sales On Etsy since 2009

5 out of 5 stars
(80)

Announcement   Check out thisbirdsabsurd.com for even more House Chickens - and Chicken Nuggets too!

Announcement

Last updated on Mar 4, 2017

Check out thisbirdsabsurd.com for even more House Chickens - and Chicken Nuggets too!

Jennifer Reilly Diggs

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Jennifer Reilly Diggs

Your Very Own House Chicken
Your Very Own House Chicken
$68.00
Your Very Own House Chicken
Your Very Own House Chicken
$82.00
Your Very Own House Chicken
Your Very Own House Chicken
$72.00
Your Very Own House Chicken
Your Very Own House Chicken
$72.00
Your Very Own House Chicken
Your Very Own House Chicken
$72.00
Your Very Own House Chicken
Your Very Own House Chicken
$72.00
Your Very Own Log with Fuzzy Fungus
Your Very Own Log with Fuzzy Fungus
$98.00

Reviews

Average item review
5 out of 5 stars
(80)
Marian Jozepaitis

Marian Jozepaitis on Feb 10, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Freda arrived in CT during the snowstorm! The lady (85 yrs old) was so thrilled. She loved the carton w/drawings, the packing, card and guess what....Freda layed an egg! So very pleased - the recipient was very, very happy.

hwknest

hwknest on Feb 7, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Love this second addition from the Absurd Bird! It is large for a Silkie chicken but love it!

Melissa

Melissa on Jan 11, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Thank you so much for another beautiful chicken. I just cant get enough of them, I love them.

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Updates

The new, slightly smaller Bantam House Chickens are here! What a perfect Valentine's gift for the chicken lover in your life!

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Your Very Own House Chicken
Your Very Own House Chicken
$68.00
Silkie House Chickens are making their debut in my shop! Two more colors arriving soon!

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Your Very Own House Chicken
Your Very Own House Chicken
$72.00

About

thisbirdsabsurd

Nature is a huge inspirations for many of the things I create. I strive to make fun, well crafted items that will be conversation pieces in your home.

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  • Jennifer Diggs

    Owner, Creator, Designer

    I live in a cabin in the woods of New Hampshire. I spend my days creating and getting inspiration from nature and my own little flock of chickens.

Shop policies

Last updated on December 8, 2015
Thanks for visiting my shop! Everything is hand made by me in my home studio in the middle of the New Hampshire woods. I use top quality materials and my own original patterns, for one of a kind, soft and huggable creations!
Hope you find something that strikes your fancy!

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Buy with Apple Pay
  • Pay with Sofort
  • Pay with iDeal
  • Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
  • Money Order
Payment
Items will be shipped upon receipt of payment. Custom orders require 25% down, the remainder to be paid upon completion.
Shipping
Shipping fees reflect the actual cost of shipping and packaging - (in fact, it sometimes even costs me more!) If there is ever a way to combine items or package them to ship more cheaply I will gladly refund any difference in shipping costs.
International shipping is not listed but is available upon request. Regular House Chicken boxes are (in inches) about16 1/4x12 1/4x10 1/4 and weigh about 3 lbs if you would like to check rates.
Thank you!
*** House Chickens ordered by Dec 10th are guaranteed to ship in time for Christmas. This is based on USPS shipping estimates of 5-7 days. That being said, USPS has been known for mysterious and lengthy delays, which I have no control over. Please take this into consideration. Thanks.
Refunds and Exchanges
If you are dissatisfied in any way shape or form with any of your purchases, please return within 30 days for a full refund!
Additional policies and FAQs
Custom orders are always welcome! If there's a way for me to accommodate you, I surely will!

Is this a gift? I'll doodle you a gift card at no extra charge. 😊

More information

Last updated on Sep 2, 2016
Frequently asked questions

Care instructions

Use a lightly dampened cloth to clean off spots, or use a comb to remove dried on dirt.

Custom and personalized orders

Customized orders are accepted if I am able to accommodate the requests being made. Sometimes I'm unable to find the necessary colors or patterns requested. Customized sizes are not available.

Gift wrapping and packaging

Gift wrap is not available but I'm happy to include a card!