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Dali on Sep 28, 20195 out of 5 stars
Always great advice. Great customer service and fast. Very informative. Thank you!
Cynthia on Sep 19, 20195 out of 5 stars
I waited a few weeks before leaving my review in order to see how things played out. Samantha was spot on as usual about the details of my new work environment and her suggestions have been very helpful.
Cynthia on Sep 19, 20195 out of 5 stars
Samantha created this powder in conjunction with a reading. We chatted about ways to use it and honestly the one day I didn't take any with me to work was the worst day ever!
Aime on Aug 26, 20195 out of 5 stars
Honestly any of her protection talisman are top grade quality and recommend buying them when she puts them up. I usually need protection charms for some things and they have never failed me (unless I got in way over my head trouble). I'm regular customer at this point.
Sue on Jun 28, 20195 out of 5 stars
Had some trouble with this order initially, but the seller has worked it out with me. Very grateful.
snowandhoneyhoney on May 16, 20195 out of 5 stars
Amazing reading. Detailed, honest, and thoughtful. I appreciate it so much. Will always come back here for more!
Reviewed by Inactive on Dec 25, 20185 out of 5 stars
I received the reading a little late but within the deadline. I think it was a beautiful and spot-on reading. I really enjoyed the format, the explanations, and the advice. Thank you! <3
Sam on Nov 3, 20185 out of 5 stars
The reading was a little late, but it was spot on. Thank you for the reading as always.
Reviewed by Inactive on Oct 20, 20185 out of 5 stars
First time buyer and the reading I got was excellent--it was extensive and very well worded! :0 Really excited to be working with her again!
sunsunbloo on Aug 7, 20181 out of 5 stars
Her interpretations of the cards had pretty much nothing to do with the cards pulled. Its like she just makes stuff up, and doesn't really know how to read tarot cards.
Samantha L responded on Aug 8, 2018
I'm very sorry you didn't resonate with the reading I gave you. Tarot card readers have different styles of reading. Some stick to very traditional meanings and others go by their intuition. I'm a mix of both styles, so sometimes my interpretations will not match what a book or another reader will say. The deck chosen and subject matter can also alter readings from a more traditionally understood reading (like the deck you selected for this reading). No reader will reads the same cards the same way. I hope you fnd a tarot reader that fits your needs and preferred reading style! Thank you giving me a try!
Witchcraft isn't all fairy tales. Here it's my passion and profession!
I always wanted to be a fairy tale witch. I loved the way they could alter the world, befriended spirits, and could heal or destroy in equal measure.
As a child, I live and breathed folklore, honed my psychic talents by talking to ghosts and predicting the future. I jumped into witchcraft feet first at the tender age of eight. Twenty years has passed and folklore and witchcraft is still a passion of mine, taking me from the hollowed halls of universities around the world studying archaeology, mythology, folklore, and magic back to the rocky shores of my native Rhode Island coast. Now I offer my services as a witch, psychic, seer, and spirit worker to the public as a modern village witch.
My practice combines practical knowledge, logic and science with a heart of New England folklore, animism, and wild spirituality. I'm equally fervently passionate about equality for all, freedom of knowledge and education, and the protection of the environment, native peoples, and cultural traditions.
This Crooked Crown gives back to the community by using recycled materials whenever possible, growing more plants than can be harvested, donating readings to charities and organizations, holding weekly public meet ups, lectures, workshops, and classes to educate and inform.
Thank you so much for your support and interest! Best wishes and may the stars, sea, and air bring you back to us again.
Samantha | This Crooked Crown
Owner, Creator, Customer Service
Samantha has been a practicing witch, psychic, writer, seer, and spirit worker for 20+ years. An ULC minister, witchcraft teacher, & author. She is the heart and spirit behind This Crooked Crown.
The Necromancer is an elusive man. He creates unique, custom sigils using a system exclusive to his non-traditional necromancy practice. He's also a blacksmith and wand maker.
Kiki the Siamese cat
Morale Officer, Mascot, Assistant
Kiki the Siamese cat often sits in on readings, sometimes even taking off with cards and stones with readings. She enjoys long road trips, jalapeno cheese sauce, riding on shoulders, and being cuddled.
Assistant, Spirit Assistant, Mascot
Sona is This Crooked Crown's spiritual assistant and servitor. He ensures the shop runs smoothly, caring for and protecting magical workings. He watches over each order with care and issuing reminders as needed.
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Frequently asked questions
Do you accept custom orders? Can I order or gift a reading to someone else? Do you cast spells for clients?
Yes, I do accept custom orders! Please contact me and we'll discuss if I can create your dream.
Yes, you can buy a reading for someone else. Just include the information to the "note to seller" section or in a convo.
I do not provide spell casting services on Etsy.
Are readings personal orders? Are there restrictions for readings?
Yes, readings are personalized orders and thus cannot be returned.
All orders are considered on a case-by-case basis. If I feel that your reading doesn't sit right with me, for moral, ethical, or some other reason, then I have the right to refuse the order. It is rare this happens. If this does occur, an explanation and a full, documented refund is given. I am under NO obligation to take your order.
Do you accept cash, barters, or trades?
Cash is accepted for in-person transactions only. Check out what events I'll be at in Etsy Local.
I do accept barters and trades on occasion. I love working with fellow artisans and swapping products. Contact me for details and we'll chat.
Do you ship to my country?
Whenever possible, I will try to ship to you no matter where you are in the world. However, there are some countries I cannot send certain products to, due to importing laws.
Are your products organic? Do you use recycled materials?
I try to use organic and recycled materials whenever possible. All packing filler (peanuts, bubble wrap) and boxes are recycled.
You can see my sustainability report here: http://thiscrookedcrown.com/greenreport/
Is there an age limit on your products?
Yes. All my products should be used by people over their country's legal age. (18+ in the US)
This includes herbal products and tarot, oracle, or divination readings.
Herbal product care instructions
Please use all herbal products responsibly. Keep all herbal products in a cool, dark, place and use within two years.
All products should be kept out of reach of children and pets. Do NOT use my herbal products while pregnant or breastfeeding. Do NOT ingest my herbal products and avoid contact with eyes, organs, genital, and sensitive areas. Discontinue use immediately if allergic reaction occurs. I'm not liable for any allergic or skin reactions that may occur.
You can find out more about mugwort here: Yes! You can ask me any question you have or you can visit this post here: http://thiscrookedcrown.com/2014/10/30/information-on-mugwort-artemisia-vulgaris-common-mugwort/
You do guarantee the magic works?
I am legally bound to say that all divination, magically enhanced items, and/or spell kits are curios only. Similarly, user experience varies, even with the herbal products, given an individual’s situation.
These products are not instant solutions, instant cures, or miracles - they only swing things in your favor. I am not liable in any way for any results you do or do not achieve from the use or misuse of my products. None of my products are to be used as a substitute for medical, legal, or other advice of any kind. I cannot and do not guarantee results of spells, rituals, divination,divination, magically enhanced objects, or spell kits. I believe they work. I cannot, by their nature, guarantee it.