Ugly Teddy

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Ugly Teddy

33 Sales On Etsy since 2008

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Anonymous on Aug 20, 2009

5 out of 5 stars

Nice cute handmade item. Arrived quickly.

Anonymous on Jun 29, 2008

5 out of 5 stars

Thank you so much for this wonderful addition to my sinister little family. I gave Magister Hare the choice between staying with me in my too high tech living room or in my room with my rather motley and undisciplined crew of demon, vampire, zombie, and werewolf babies. He decided to stay with the little ones to prove just how superior he really is and to see if he can impose some order and get them to do his bidding. His own little kingdom to support his disapproving attitude. nThank you so much! He is really special and you are very talented and wonderful to do business with! I wish you all the best in your move & new beginnings!

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Shop policies

Last updated on March 17, 2011
The Ugly Teddies are the plush animal alternative for people who like their things a little more morbid than usual.

The Teddies begin life as regular, boring plush animals before being rescued by myself and my fiancée and freed from the bonds of dull, often mass-produced cuteness. Ugly Teddies are stuffed animals with attitude, but don’t worry; they’re all good at heart! (Well, most of them are, anyway…)

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
  • Money Order
Preferred method of payment is through PayPal; it's just quickest and easiest that way. Alternatively, I do take money order through the mail.

Payment is due within seven (7) days of "purchase." If I have not received payment at that time, the sale will be canceled and the teddy put back up for sale.
Shipping is done through USPS unless a specific carrier is requested otherwise. The cost of shipping includes the cost of box and shipping materials. Insurance is automatically taken out on especially complicated and/or expensive teddies.

Unfortunately we cannot ship teddies with skulls or animal parts internationally. For "vegan" teddies, please contact me and I will calculate the shipping to your country and add a shipping category for you.
Refunds and Exchanges
If a teddy arrives broken or damaged, the teddy can be replaced or, if it is irreplaceable, the cost refunded. Proof of damage is required.
Additional policies and FAQs
No animals are harmed specifically for the purposes of making the Ugly Teddies. All animal parts used are by-products of other processes or, occasionally, pet animals that have passed on.

The Ugly Teddies are created from "donor" plush animals that once were cute, cuddly and, in my opinion, rather boring. Each one is hand modified, often with new little bits that are hand-crafted and hand-painted.

Please note that many of the Teddies are particularly delicate, and are not intended for children. We also don’t recommend throwing them at your friends at parties, especially not the ones that have sharp points. Also, please note that the teddies are made in a household with cats and other small critters, and so we don’t recommend them for folks who are highly allergic.

The prices of the Ugly Teddies reflect my perceived value based on their craftsmanship, the amount of work and effort involved, value of materials, and also just how much I happen to like that particular Teddy. :) Many are one-of-a-kind, and these are also priced a bit higher.

PLEASE NOTE: The Teddies are crafted in a home with dogs, cats and small mammals. While these animals generally never come in contact with the teddies, please bear this in mind if you suffer from severe pet allergies.

Not everyone likes the lovable and saccharine, and morbid people need teddy bears, too.