Your Uncle's Cards

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Your Uncle's Cards

15 Sales On Etsy since 2011

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Anonymous on Apr 5, 2012

5 out of 5 stars
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Quick shipping and high quality card. Thank you!

Anonymous on Oct 16, 2011

5 out of 5 stars
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Great cards.. thanks

Anonymous on Aug 18, 2011

5 out of 5 stars
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Funny cards!

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Last updated on March 6, 2011
Need a helping hand through life’s awkward moments? Looking to mend an estranged relationship? Do the lives around you need a little comic relief?

Sentimentalism, humour, wisdom, humanity and truth…Uncle Speedo is your voice in the darkness. For moments when you can’t find the words, he will be your Cyrano de Bergerac.

Uncle Speedo emerged from humble beginnings to become Hunk of Year*. In response to increasingly conservative governments, he is interested in capturing the artistic beauty of everyday life.

Be part of the revolution! Bless your BFFs, BFs and sort of Fs with a unique, handmade greeting card.

*As proclaimed by a woman who has been thrice proposed to (and was a spy with MI6)

Accepted payment methods

  • Pay with Visa
  • Pay with Master Card
  • Pay with American Express
  • Pay with Discover
  • Pay with PayPal
Becasue of his busy schedule, Uncle Speedo is (currently) only able to accept payement throuhg PayPal.*

*You do no need a Paypal account to pay with Paypal
All cards will be mailed using Canada Post. Uncle Speedo understands that the modern world moves at a break-neck speed so he strives to fill all orders lickety-split.
Refunds and Exchanges
Please let me know if you are not satisfied with your purchase, or if there are any problems or damages that have occured during shipping. Uncle Speedo aims to please and hopes to put a smile on your face.
Additional policies and FAQs
Do you dream of playing Cyrano De Bergerac? Convo Uncle Speedo and let him know what pearls of wisdom you want written an a card. Where possible, Uncle Speedo will accomodate.

He loves making specific pieces for people!