vaginament

Vagina Ornaments (Vaginaments!) >> feltmelons.etsy.com

Burlington, Canada · 391 Sales

vaginament

Vagina Ornaments (Vaginaments!) >> feltmelons.etsy.com

Burlington, Canada 391 Sales On Etsy since 2013

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Note from shop owner Please visit my other shop for Vaginament® ornaments and other oddballeries ❤ No messages will be answered to this shop. Please message me via etsy.com/shop/feltmelons, or at vaginament [!at] gmail.com.

"Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament® gets her wings!"

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All of the photographs, written descriptions, and especially the concept and construction of Vaginament® ornaments are property of Suzanne McAleenan, D/B/A Felt Melons. Please respect my intellectual property copyright, and my USPTO-registered trademark.
TL;DR: Don't take anyone's vagina without consent, let alone mine :)

Note from shop owner

Last updated on Nov 4, 2016

Please visit my other shop for Vaginament® ornaments and other oddballeries ❤ No messages will be answered to this shop. Please message me via etsy.com/shop/feltmelons, or at vaginament [!at] gmail.com.

"Every time a bell rings, a Vaginament® gets her wings!"

Follow me on Instagram • @feltmelons, @suzymca
Facebook.com/feltmelons
vaginament [!at] gmail.com

All of the photographs, written descriptions, and especially the concept and construction of Vaginament® ornaments are property of Suzanne McAleenan, D/B/A Felt Melons. Please respect my intellectual property copyright, and my USPTO-registered trademark.
TL;DR: Don't take anyone's vagina without consent, let alone mine :)

Suzanne McAleenan

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Suzanne McAleenan

About

I am a maker of felt vaginas and other ladybits.

Vaginament has moved!! www.feltmelons.etsy.com

In December of 2012, I set off for a solo childless and husbandless weekend up north. I was armed to the teeth with neutral coloured pieces of plasticky craft shop felt: I was going to make my kids' preschool teachers a few woodland animal ornaments for their Christmas gifts. I've always had a creative bent, so I thought nothing of whipping up a few animal ornaments.

Well. Turns out I'm not so much an animal ornament maker.

Felt penis ornaments happened (I was watching a Liam Neeson movie!).

Then vaginaments (I have a friend whom I didn't want to feel left out!).

Then breast cancer hit friends and loved ones, and felt melons happened.

The teachers loved them! Um, as have subsequent elementary school teachers. Maybe not your every day teacher gift, but when it's me doing the gifting, a little kitsch is expected :)

So, since December of 2013, it seems I am a creator of vaginas and melons made of felt, the nice special order wooly blend soft felt. Not the scratchy plasticky kind.

And why "Vaginament"? Can you think of a more perfectly matriarchal name? I can't, I love it ♀

I never would have thought I'd end up making such things, but it's been over a year now of successfully bringing vaginamental joy to the world :)

>>> my Etsy profile: www.etsy.com/people/Suzymca

Mentions :)
>> Chosen as #1 on Blisstree.com in December, as the "prettiest and most tasteful" adult ornaments http://bit.ly/1jfLyfI. <<
Buzzfeed!!! > http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesevilla/20-feminist-items-you-need-for-your-home-immediately#37sy2wl << my head exploded with happiness
The Daily Dot -- http://www.dailydot.com/lol/etsy-vagina-jewelry/

Disclosure: I have another etsy shop that I'll be building in early 2015, with things that are not vaginas 😂 www.feltmelons.etsy.com

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    mom, baker, vaginament maker :)

Shop policies

Last updated on July 29, 2015
↣ Welcome to the fine print! Here are the ins + outs of your purchase ↢

COMBINED SHIPPING with www.feltmelons.etsy.com: if you're ordering from my other shop as well, to the same shipping address, I'd be glad to waive $3.50 (the base shipping from one shop) from your order. This only applies to orders placed same-day (I usually get orders shipped out quickly!), so that shipping can be combined in the same package, to the same shipping address.

★ Items are intended for those over the age of 18, and are not suitable for children or infants.

★ Transit times vary depending on the season. Customs fees and import taxes are the responsibility of the purchaser.

★ Items are made in a smoke-free home, with a 6 pound anti-allergenic, non-shedding Silky terrier named Haggis sprawled at my feet.

★ Seams and hangers have been reinforced. They may be compressed during shipping, but woohoo for those aforementioned reinforced seams! Simply shuggle and poof and tug them back into shape. They're hardy like that :)

★ Questions? Message me through Etsy if you're a member, or feel free to email me at suzymca at gmail.com. Chances are you'll hear from me immediately, at least within the day. Don't forget about time zones though!

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★ Orders often ship same-day, which is awesome...but not so awesome if you need to cancel an order :/ If you have any hesitation or questions before ordering, drop me a line. I'm chatty (so I reply super fast) but not pushy (don't worry, I won't pester you after answering your initial inquiries!).

☆ LOCAL PICK-UP ☆ Enter the coupon code LOCALPICKUP during checkout and the shipping charges will be waived. Process the order as usual (after using the coupon), and we can arrange a mutually suitable pick-up time. If for some reason the coupon isn't working, message/email me before payment and I'll set up a Custom Order on Etsy for you, without shipping fees.
Shipping
☆ PACKAGING ☆ My ornaments are pretty much impossible to damage under normal shipping circumstances, but if they've undergone trauma in shipping, please contact me immediately with photos of the damage to the packaging and/or ornament, so I can make things right! Vaginaments are shipped in a rigid Stay-Flat envelope when possible, to avoid any such damage.

☆ Think your order may be lost? ☆ Canada Post doesn't consider a parcel as "lost" in North America until 5 weeks from the shipping date, but at 4 weeks (20 business days) I would start to panic. It's at that point that I'd ship you a new one or refund your order, no questions asked :) Unfortunately we don't have ready access to tracking via Canada Post, but I promise you'll ultimately receive your order, or I'll ship you a new one :)

☆ SHIPPING ADDRESSES ☆ I will ship to the shipping address associated with your ETSY account, or another address that you request in the Note to Vaginament message box in the cart.

☆ CUSTOMS ☆ All international orders will have the full value declared on customs forms. The customer is responsible for all duties and/or import fees associated with the destination country. Duties have yet to be charged for items I've mailed because orders are typically under $25USD, but it could happen!!!
Refunds and Exchanges
☆ RETURNS ☆ NO PROBLEM! I'd be mortified to hear you're not happy with your vaginaments, but I know sometimes these things happen. Please contact me within 5 business days of receiving your order so we can arrange for you to send the item back in it's original condition, before a refund is issued. You will be refunded the full original purchase price, less the cost of the original shipping.

☆ EXCHANGES ☆ I want you to be happy with your purchase! Let me know within 5 business days of receiving your order if you'd like to exchange an item. Please ensure that the item is returned in the same condition in which it was sent. You will be responsible for the shipping fees to return the item, and the shipping fees for me to send you a new one in exchange. I don't want you to be unhappy with your order: please ask any questions, no matter how menial you think they might be, in order to make an informed purchase prior to payment :)
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© All items in my shop are my original works: my design, the method of fabrication, the photos and the text. All of the aforementioned are my copywrited intellectual property.