violentlysickknits

sick(adj.): crazy cool, insane, awesome; sweet, shizzle

Massachusetts, United States · 49 Sales

violentlysickknits

sick(adj.): crazy cool, insane, awesome; sweet, shizzle

Massachusetts, United States 49 Sales On Etsy since 2009

0 out of 5 stars
(18)
Shop owner

joohyeon

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Announcement   ****PLEASE NOTE!!! due to the huge influx of custom orders this fall season, i will be unable to accept any more custom requests, and have therefore removed all but the ready-to-ship, already-knit options from my shop. please return after the Christmas season if you'd like to check out a custom order.****

VIOLENTLY SICK HATS: "wicked, dank, and capable of laying the smack down on any other headwear."
OUR GUARANTEE: each of our knitted pieces is capable of beating up, down, or somehow rendering unconscious other accessories of its kind.

custom requests and challenges welcome! if you have a favorite video game or anime character that you would like plastered to your noble brow, it can be knitted into hatly sickness, just as you desire!

**organic, recycled, and eco-friendly materials also available! would you like your hat in organic wool? milk, soy, or bamboo? or in recycled fibers--like cotton that's been reprocessed from old clothes! convo me with your request!**

i am currently on leave abroad, and all hats will require time for international shipping, so if you wish to have your hat delivered by a desired date, please contact me before ordering.

Announcement

****PLEASE NOTE!!! due to the huge influx of custom orders this fall season, i will be unable to accept any more custom requests, and have therefore removed all but the ready-to-ship, already-knit options from my shop. please return after the Christmas season if you'd like to check out a custom order.****

VIOLENTLY SICK HATS: "wicked, dank, and capable of laying the smack down on any other headwear."
OUR GUARANTEE: each of our knitted pieces is capable of beating up, down, or somehow rendering unconscious other accessories of its kind.

custom requests and challenges welcome! if you have a favorite video game or anime character that you would like plastered to your noble brow, it can be knitted into hatly sickness, just as you desire!

**organic, recycled, and eco-friendly materials also available! would you like your hat in organic wool? milk, soy, or bamboo? or in recycled fibers--like cotton that's been reprocessed from old clothes! convo me with your request!**

i am currently on leave abroad, and all hats will require time for international shipping, so if you wish to have your hat delivered by a desired date, please contact me before ordering.

joohyeon

Contact shop owner

joohyeon

Reviews

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Anonymous on May 23, 2013

5 out of 5 stars

The hats are well made and even cuter in person! Thanks for the customization of colors-already planning another order :D

Anonymous on Mar 2, 2012

5 out of 5 stars

Our 2 year old grandson loves this hat. He wears it and says"I'm hiding" thanks

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Shop policies

Last updated on January 17, 2012
"my hat could beat up your hat." it's that obnoxiously taunting phrase we've always wanted to whip out upon seeing inferior headwear. now the chance is yours! jaja!

a note regarding VIOLENTLY SICK HATS:
all hats are knit to a size M/L (around 22 - 22.5 inches) unless otherwise noted.
if you do not specify your hat size in a custom order, i will assume you are a M/L and knit accordingly.

Accepted payment methods

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Payment
PayPal only. ^_^

Ready-to-ship items will ship when payment is received. (Usually withing 24-48 hours.) Custom items will be ranked in the order that payment is received, and knit according to that order. (So if you make a custom order but someone else makes another custom order and pays before you, that persons project will be knit first, then yours.)
Shipping
Etsy encourages it's users to make a payment for their items within 3 days of purchase.

Once the payment has cleared, I will ship your violently sick purchase, at least within 48 hours, but usually by the next business day. Custom items will be shipped within 48 hours of completion.

**Please bear in mind, knitting takes time. A LOT of time. A hat may take anywhere from ten to thirty direct-labor-hours to knit. Scarves take much longer. (I completely avoid sweaters for this reason.) The speed with which I process a single order depends greatly on the amount of free time I am able to make in my everyday schedule, as well as whether or not I have the necessary yarns in stock. While I do try to make my knitwork a high priority, it falls second to those practical aspects of life that outweigh the necessity for a good night's sleep. I do not, therefore, make any final guarantees on deadlines, as a rule. I may be able to finish your hat in a day, a week, or a month; I can only make estimates as to when I will be able to finish your piece.

If you have a rush (or hold while on vacation) situation, please, Convo me with details as soon as you know. Also, please note that international shipping can take anywhere from one to six weeks. Expedited shipping can be arranged, and sometimes expedited knitting, as well, but at an extra cost. During rush seasons like Christmas and Valentine's Day, please note that your order may take more time to process because of the high volume of custom orders.
Refunds and Exchanges
At this time, we do not accept returns or exchanges. If you would like to cancel your transaction and request a refund, you must do so BEFORE your item is shipped.
Additional policies and FAQs
i knit custom orders according to the order in which they were received (i.e. paid for).
knitting is a labor of love, with the emphasis on labor--the average hat may take anywhere from one to two weeks to complete, so any custom ordered violently sick knit may take a while to get to you depending on its rank on the list of orders. if you have a special deadline like a birthday or anniversary, please do let me know and i will do all i can to expedite the process.

if you are concerned about a custom order deadline, please contact me BEFORE making your purchase.