WanderingBardToys

Monster, Fantasy, and D&D Inspired Sex Toys and Dildos.

Fremont, California 112 Sales On Etsy since 2019

5 out of 5 stars (29)

WanderingBardToys

Monster, Fantasy, and D&D Inspired Sex Toys and Dildos.

Fremont, California | 112 Sales

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Murdos and Teenie

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Murdos and Teenie

Announcement    Twitter raffle started today! Follow us on twitter, and retweet the raffle post to Enter! You must be 18+ to enter and win. This will run through 2/17/2020 at 12:00pm PST.

With a launch of a new toy set for Feb 17th!

Twitter: http://twitter.com/BardToys

Announcement

Last updated on Feb 10, 2020

Twitter raffle started today! Follow us on twitter, and retweet the raffle post to Enter! You must be 18+ to enter and win. This will run through 2/17/2020 at 12:00pm PST.

With a launch of a new toy set for Feb 17th!

Twitter: http://twitter.com/BardToys

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About WanderingBardToys

Sales 112
On Etsy since 2019

Bards seeking Monsters for a good time!

Playing far too many nights of Table Top, and being overall geeks, we realized that almost everyone is a little horny for monsters! With inspiration for lots of geeky genre's (Doctor Who, D&D, Anime, Video Games) we realized that this would be a lot of fun to do! So we strive to offer the best monster and geeky sexual experiences we can in a very sex positive way! Both of our bards have always wanted to continue to explore different experiences and share those with others. And we hope that you will come along with us on this journey!

All of our toys are Body Safe Platinum Silicone, and mixed with locally sourced pigments that are also body safe! We want to offer you a great customer experience, and take away the shame that a lot of people put with having fun with sex (while embracing some fantasies)!

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Shop members

  • Murdos and Teenie

    Owner

    Inspired by a love of role playing games and dreams of horny monsters this pair of charismatic bards brings you the best of their encounters.

  • Murdos

    Cocksmith

    Murdos is our resident cocksmith and head designer. If you order one of our products it was crafted, poured, and shipped by him.

  • Teenie

    Dildomancer

    Photographer and graphic designer

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More information

Last updated on Dec 5, 2019
Frequently asked questions
Why Platinum Silicone?

All of our toys are made of body safe platinum silicone, are non-porous and phthalate free.
This long lasting material won’t leak chemicals or harbor bacteria (if cleaned properly).

How do I care for my toys?

We recommend washing thoroughly before and after every use.

Use a mild unscented soap and warm water, glycerin-free soap is best if you are sensitive; or boil in water for 3-4 min to disinfect

We do not recommend washing in a dishwasher, as this can leave residue on your toy

Using a fresh paper towel dry completely before storing, regular towels can hold bacteria

We do not recommend storing in plastic bags.

Do not store in contact with non-silicone toys

Use only water based lube

Keep away from sharp objects, don’t bite or cut

Why does it say 1-7 business days to ship?

All of our toys are hand poured and made to order, depending on volume of orders or customization shipping time varies.

Do you offer refunds or exchanges?

Due to the nature of our products, our shop does not offer refunds or exchanges.
Please contact us if you have any concerns.

Do you offer custom designs?

Our process is quite complex. Between sculpting, printing, post processing and mold making we can't offer custom designs at a reasonable cost.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes, we offer international shipping to many countries.
Contact us to see if we can ship to you.

Sizing details

We currently offer 2 sizes on most of our products, but are working to continually expand our sizes. For measurements please see the item listing description.
*Since we are human please allow for an 1/8th in variance in measurements. *