WanderingBardToys
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Lady on Jun 28, 2022
5 out of 5 starsThis model is incredible, so glad I got to snag this one! And what a nice chocolate pour! Everything about this is perfect..
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Deathbang on Jun 13, 2022
5 out of 5 starsLooks so gorgeous in person and love the glow in the dark bits. Absolutely perfect in every way and feels incredible!
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✿Mako. on Jun 6, 2022
5 out of 5 starsThis isn't my first purchase, nor is it my last. I love this shop to bits and their toys NEVER disappoint ♥
About WanderingBardToys
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Bards seeking Monsters for a good time!
Playing far too many nights of Table Top, and being overall geeks, we realized that almost everyone is a little horny for monsters! With inspiration for lots of geeky genre's (Doctor Who, D&D, Anime, Video Games) we realized that this would be a lot of fun to do! So we strive to offer the best monster and geeky sexual experiences we can in a very sex positive way! Both of our bards have always wanted to continue to explore different experiences and share those with others. And we hope that you will come along with us on this journey!
All of our toys are Body Safe Platinum Silicone and mixed with body safe mica pigments. We want to offer you a great customer experience, and take away the shame that a lot of people put with having fun with sex (while embracing some fantasies)!
Shop members
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Murdos and Teenie
Owner
The bards have moved to our own site. See our wares at www.wanderingbardtoys.com
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Murdos
Cocksmith
Murdos is our resident cocksmith and head designer. If you order one of our products it was crafted, poured, and shipped by him.
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Teenie
Silicone Sorceress
Shop policies
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Customs and import taxes
Payment options
Returns & exchanges
Cancellations
Cancellations: accepted
Request a cancellation: within 2 hours of purchase
Privacy policy
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Frequently asked questions
Why Platinum Silicone?
All of our toys are made of body safe platinum silicone, are non-porous and phthalate free.
This long lasting material won’t leak chemicals or harbor bacteria (if cleaned properly).
How do I care for my toys?
We recommend washing thoroughly before and after every use.
Use a mild unscented soap and warm water, glycerin-free soap is best if you are sensitive; or boil in water for 3-4 min to disinfect
We do not recommend washing in a dishwasher, as this can leave residue on your toy
Using a fresh paper towel dry completely before storing, regular towels can hold bacteria
We do not recommend storing in plastic bags.
Do not store in contact with non-silicone toys
Use only water based lube
Keep away from sharp objects, don’t bite or cut
Why does it say 1-7 business days to ship?
All of our toys are hand poured and made to order, depending on volume of orders or customization shipping time varies.
Do you offer refunds or exchanges?
Due to the nature of our products, our shop does not offer refunds or exchanges.
Please contact us if you have any concerns.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we offer international shipping to many countries.
Contact us to see if we can ship to you.
Buyers are responsible for all customs and import fees.
Where is my order?
Once your order has been shipped please contact USPS with your tracking number if it has not arrived by the estimated delivery date.
For International orders USPS transfers the package to your local post, please check with your local service for assistance.
Items returned due to incorrect address may be subject to a reshipping fee. We do not offer refunds for any returned items.
Can you duplicate/copy a previous toy you made?
Each toy is poured by hand, this makes each item one of a kind. Since we are human exact duplication is impossible.
We are always happy to use the same colors/pour but cannot guarantee it will be exact.
We do not offer refunds/returns/exchanges due to color or pour variances.
Do you ship discreetly?
Yes :)
All orders are shipped in a plain brown box with TWB listed as the seller.
International orders will say Silicone Sculpture to comply with custom/import regulations.