Announcement
Hello!
The Bards usually leave the store open on the weekends, but begin processing weekend orders on Mondays! This adds a day or so to the total processing time, but we will still get them out to you quickly!
International orders usually follow estimated ship times, but during the covid-19 pandemic, it is possible that they can take 30 to 60 days to arrive(according to the USPS).
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BardToys
Announcement
Hello!
The Bards usually leave the store open on the weekends, but begin processing weekend orders on Mondays! This adds a day or so to the total processing time, but we will still get them out to you quickly!
International orders usually follow estimated ship times, but during the covid-19 pandemic, it is possible that they can take 30 to 60 days to arrive(according to the USPS).
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BardToys
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Reviews
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Nicholas on Mar 4, 2021
5 out of 5 starsAmazing product and amazing craftsmanship haven’t tried it yet but plan on it very soon just be very careful on the size you order these things aren’t as small as they appear in the photos they got some size to them but overall extremely pleased and happy with the product amazing job guys
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Kelly on Mar 4, 2021
5 out of 5 starsDefinitely came faster than expected. Quality is amazing! Definitely will buy from them again!
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sherlockian17 on Mar 4, 2021
5 out of 5 starsThe seller was absolutely amazing, letting me know when a restock was available and as soon as my toy was poured and curing. It looks absolutely gorgeous and it really matches the bronze dragon I was going for. I can’t wait to order again 💕
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cody on Mar 3, 2021
5 out of 5 starsIncredibly high quality and a simply gorgeous color!!! I'll be ordering from this shop in the future. Very excited to see them come out with more fun designs!
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B Jay on Mar 3, 2021
5 out of 5 starsMy second purchase (Large Dragon, Medium Firm, Full Marble of Penny and Midnight) from this store is just as impressive as the first. I can't believe the turnaround for a custom item--again I received it three days after ordering it. Great feel, colors and artistry, and all the goodies included really show off The Bard's professionalism and customer commitment. My next one's already on its way!
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The on Mar 2, 2021
5 out of 5 starsWife and I were a little sceptical before we got them, I was a little more excited than her. Bought the medium and the large, due to not feeling as adequate as I used to, only to find out that the large is my size. Wife was a little offset at first, but warming up, we have found that we will be buying more from this shop. Love the D&D theme. Would love to see more sleeves, much love from this pleased couple.
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Andy on Feb 27, 2021
5 out of 5 starsGreat beginner size and texture for silicone adult toys. Fair price and super fast shipping. Super fun to just hold and look at plus very color accurate to the pictures.
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Lily on Feb 26, 2021
5 out of 5 starsAmazing quality, super fast shipping, and soooo pretty can’t wait to try it out! ❤️
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Cameron on Feb 26, 2021
5 out of 5 starsI love how it came out, and so far it works great. 10/10 would buy again.
About WanderingBardToys
Bards seeking Monsters for a good time!
Playing far too many nights of Table Top, and being overall geeks, we realized that almost everyone is a little horny for monsters! With inspiration for lots of geeky genre's (Doctor Who, D&D, Anime, Video Games) we realized that this would be a lot of fun to do! So we strive to offer the best monster and geeky sexual experiences we can in a very sex positive way! Both of our bards have always wanted to continue to explore different experiences and share those with others. And we hope that you will come along with us on this journey!
All of our toys are Body Safe Platinum Silicone and mixed with body safe mica pigments. We want to offer you a great customer experience, and take away the shame that a lot of people put with having fun with sex (while embracing some fantasies)!
Shop members
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Murdos and Teenie
Owner
Inspired by a love of role playing games and dreams of horny monsters this pair of charismatic bards brings you the best of their encounters.
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Murdos
Cocksmith
Murdos is our resident cocksmith and head designer. If you order one of our products it was crafted, poured, and shipped by him.
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Teenie
Silicone Sorceress
Production partners
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Bonjet International
Taipei, Taiwan
Pin Manufacturer
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Too Much Dynamite
Alameda, CA
Artwork by the amazing Too Much Dynamite!
Shop policies
Shipping
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Returns & exchanges
I gladly accept cancellations
I don't accept returns or exchanges
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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Frequently asked questions
Why Platinum Silicone?
All of our toys are made of body safe platinum silicone, are non-porous and phthalate free.
This long lasting material won’t leak chemicals or harbor bacteria (if cleaned properly).
How do I care for my toys?
We recommend washing thoroughly before and after every use.
Use a mild unscented soap and warm water, glycerin-free soap is best if you are sensitive; or boil in water for 3-4 min to disinfect
We do not recommend washing in a dishwasher, as this can leave residue on your toy
Using a fresh paper towel dry completely before storing, regular towels can hold bacteria
We do not recommend storing in plastic bags.
Do not store in contact with non-silicone toys
Use only water based lube
Keep away from sharp objects, don’t bite or cut
Why does it say 1-7 business days to ship?
All of our toys are hand poured and made to order, depending on volume of orders or customization shipping time varies.
Do you offer refunds or exchanges?
Due to the nature of our products, our shop does not offer refunds or exchanges.
Please contact us if you have any concerns.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we offer international shipping to many countries.
Contact us to see if we can ship to you.
Buyers are responsible for all customs and import fees.
Where is my order?
Once your order has been shipped please contact USPS with your tracking number if it has not arrived by the estimated delivery date.
For International orders USPS transfers the package to your local post, please check with your local service for assistance.
Items returned due to incorrect address may be subject to a reshipping fee. We do not offer refunds for any returned items.
Can you duplicate/copy a previous toy you made?
Each toy is poured by hand, this makes each item one of a kind. Since we are human exact duplication is impossible.
We are always happy to use the same colors/pour but cannot guarantee it will be exact.
We do not offer refunds/returns/exchanges due to color or pour variances.
Do you ship discreetly?
Yes :)
All orders are shipped in a plain brown box with TWB listed as the seller.
International orders will say Silicone Sculpture to comply with custom/import regulations.