WanderingBardToys
Star Seller.
This seller sets a shining example for providing a great customer experience, with a history of 5-star reviews, on-time shipping, and quick replies to any messages they received.
Announcement
Restocks on monsters will happen everyday Monday-Friday, between 5PM PT and 6PM PT.
Made to order is back!
For international orders, shipping can take 30 to 60 days according USPS due to covid. We recommend tracking through Etsy until it hits US Customs, and then using your tracking number with local postage! :)
So keep an eye out on Twitter for more information, and progress on what we are doing!
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BardToys
@BardToys
Announcement
Restocks on monsters will happen everyday Monday-Friday, between 5PM PT and 6PM PT.
Made to order is back!
For international orders, shipping can take 30 to 60 days according USPS due to covid. We recommend tracking through Etsy until it hits US Customs, and then using your tracking number with local postage! :)
So keep an eye out on Twitter for more information, and progress on what we are doing!
Twitter: http://twitter.com/BardToys
@BardToys
Items
Reviews
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Eros on Nov 27, 2021
5 out of 5 starsvery well made and my god that knot is a beast, in all the right ways.
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Joshua J Mills on Nov 27, 2021
5 out of 5 starsIt looked amazing and well designed and loved the color
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A on Nov 26, 2021
5 out of 5 starsI bought a small direwolf the first time and loved it so much I had to come back to get the large version! It's sturdy and just squishy enough, and just plain pretty.
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Night Shadow on Nov 26, 2021
5 out of 5 starspicture don't do it justice lovely and the squishy D12 is adorable
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Shelley on Nov 24, 2021
5 out of 5 starsorder was poured the same day i placed it and got here super quick !
the colors are absolutely beautiful, and i love the stickers and squishy die that came with it !
i do recommend using your own bag or hand washing the bag the toy comes with though, since there are some fibers and dust in it that like to stick to the toy.
overall 10/10! def gonna order from these guys again! :) -
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E on Nov 22, 2021
5 out of 5 starsMy expectations were met, and exceeded. High quality, beautiful, soft and pleasing. An all time favorite for my toy box. Shipping was discreet, and sellers were prompt and polite! I will be ordering from here again.
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Siena on Nov 21, 2021
5 out of 5 starsperfect toy + amazing craftsmanship. a bit bigger than anticipated but that’s not bad at all haha tysm 💛🥰
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Breanna on Nov 20, 2021
5 out of 5 starsHe’s so pretty omg and squishy soft and i can tell i’ll go crazy from this 🥺 thank you so much
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Justin on Nov 27, 2021
5 out of 5 starsGreat quality and exactly as advertised... even delivered Early!
About WanderingBardToys
Bards seeking Monsters for a good time!
Playing far too many nights of Table Top, and being overall geeks, we realized that almost everyone is a little horny for monsters! With inspiration for lots of geeky genre's (Doctor Who, D&D, Anime, Video Games) we realized that this would be a lot of fun to do! So we strive to offer the best monster and geeky sexual experiences we can in a very sex positive way! Both of our bards have always wanted to continue to explore different experiences and share those with others. And we hope that you will come along with us on this journey!
All of our toys are Body Safe Platinum Silicone and mixed with body safe mica pigments. We want to offer you a great customer experience, and take away the shame that a lot of people put with having fun with sex (while embracing some fantasies)!
Shop members
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Murdos and Teenie
Owner
Inspired by a love of role playing games and dreams of horny monsters this pair of charismatic bards brings you the best of their encounters.
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Murdos
Cocksmith
Murdos is our resident cocksmith and head designer. If you order one of our products it was crafted, poured, and shipped by him.
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Teenie
Silicone Sorceress
Production partners
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Bonjet International
Taipei, Taiwan
Pin Manufacturer
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Too Much Dynamite
Alameda, CA
Artwork by the amazing Too Much Dynamite!
Shop policies
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Returns & exchanges
I gladly accept cancellations
I don't accept returns or exchanges
I accept returns I do not accept returns
I accept exchanges I do not accept exchanges
I accept cancellations I do not accept cancellations
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
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Frequently asked questions
Why Platinum Silicone?
All of our toys are made of body safe platinum silicone, are non-porous and phthalate free.
This long lasting material won’t leak chemicals or harbor bacteria (if cleaned properly).
How do I care for my toys?
We recommend washing thoroughly before and after every use.
Use a mild unscented soap and warm water, glycerin-free soap is best if you are sensitive; or boil in water for 3-4 min to disinfect
We do not recommend washing in a dishwasher, as this can leave residue on your toy
Using a fresh paper towel dry completely before storing, regular towels can hold bacteria
We do not recommend storing in plastic bags.
Do not store in contact with non-silicone toys
Use only water based lube
Keep away from sharp objects, don’t bite or cut
Why does it say 1-7 business days to ship?
All of our toys are hand poured and made to order, depending on volume of orders or customization shipping time varies.
Do you offer refunds or exchanges?
Due to the nature of our products, our shop does not offer refunds or exchanges.
Please contact us if you have any concerns.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we offer international shipping to many countries.
Contact us to see if we can ship to you.
Buyers are responsible for all customs and import fees.
Where is my order?
Once your order has been shipped please contact USPS with your tracking number if it has not arrived by the estimated delivery date.
For International orders USPS transfers the package to your local post, please check with your local service for assistance.
Items returned due to incorrect address may be subject to a reshipping fee. We do not offer refunds for any returned items.
Can you duplicate/copy a previous toy you made?
Each toy is poured by hand, this makes each item one of a kind. Since we are human exact duplication is impossible.
We are always happy to use the same colors/pour but cannot guarantee it will be exact.
We do not offer refunds/returns/exchanges due to color or pour variances.
Do you ship discreetly?
Yes :)
All orders are shipped in a plain brown box with TWB listed as the seller.
International orders will say Silicone Sculpture to comply with custom/import regulations.