WanderingBardToys

Monster, Fantasy, and D&D Inspired Sex Toys and Dildos.

Fremont, California 60 Sales On Etsy since 2019

5 out of 5 stars (13)

WanderingBardToys

Monster, Fantasy, and D&D Inspired Sex Toys and Dildos.

Fremont, California | 60 Sales

5 out of 5 stars (13)

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  • Minotaur - Fantasy Dildo - Monster Dildo - Animal Dildo - D&D Inspired Sex Toy.

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  • Kobold - Fantasy Dildo - Monster Dildo - Kobold Dildo - D&D Inspired Sex Toy. Geeky gift for your partner or yourself!

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  • Dragon - Fantasy Dildo - Monster Dildo - Dragon Dildo - D&D Inspired Sex Toy. Geeky gift for your partner or yourself!

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  • Dire Wolf - Fantasy Dildo - Monster Dildo - Wolf Dildo - D&D Inspired Sex Toy. Geeky gift for your partner or yourself!

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  • Medusa - Fantasy Dildo - Monster Dildo - Animal Dildo - D&D Inspired Sex Toy. Geeky gift for your partner or yourself!

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  • Minotaur - Fantasy Dildo - Monster Dildo - Animal Dildo - D&D Inspired Sex Toy.

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  • Kobold - Fantasy Dildo - Monster Dildo - Kobold Dildo - D&D Inspired Sex Toy. Geeky gift for your partner or yourself!

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  • Dragon - Fantasy Dildo - Monster Dildo - Dragon Dildo - D&D Inspired Sex Toy. Geeky gift for your partner or yourself!

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  • Dire Wolf - Fantasy Dildo - Monster Dildo - Wolf Dildo - D&D Inspired Sex Toy. Geeky gift for your partner or yourself!

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  • Medusa - Fantasy Dildo - Monster Dildo - Animal Dildo - D&D Inspired Sex Toy. Geeky gift for your partner or yourself!

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    Murdos and Teenie

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    Murdos and Teenie

    Announcement    The bards will be at FC2020 from Jan 17-19th, all orders made on those days will begin processing on Jan 20th!

    This is also a big Launch day! We will be launching a new monster, as well as 3 large toys! Keep an eye out!
    Twitter: http://twitter.com/BardToys

    Announcement

    Last updated on Jan 13, 2020

    The bards will be at FC2020 from Jan 17-19th, all orders made on those days will begin processing on Jan 20th!

    This is also a big Launch day! We will be launching a new monster, as well as 3 large toys! Keep an eye out!
    Twitter: http://twitter.com/BardToys

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    About WanderingBardToys

    Sales 60
    On Etsy since 2019

    Bards seeking Monsters for a good time!

    Playing far too many nights of Table Top, and being overall geeks, we realized that almost everyone is a little horny for monsters! With inspiration for lots of geeky genre's (Doctor Who, D&D, Anime, Video Games) we realized that this would be a lot of fun to do! So we strive to offer the best monster and geeky sexual experiences we can in a very sex positive way! Both of our bards have always wanted to continue to explore different experiences and share those with others. And we hope that you will come along with us on this journey!

    All of our toys are Body Safe Platinum Silicone, and mixed with locally sourced pigments that are also body safe! We want to offer you a great customer experience, and take away the shame that a lot of people put with having fun with sex (while embracing some fantasies)!

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    • Murdos and Teenie

      Owner

      Inspired by a love of role playing games and dreams of horny monsters this pair of charismatic bards brings you the best of their encounters.

    • Murdos

      Cocksmith

      Murdos is our resident cocksmith and head designer. If you order one of our products it was crafted, poured, and shipped by him.

    • Teenie

      Dong-romancer

      Our photographer and graphic designer. Currently learning the in's and out's and in's and out's of social media and dildo smut writing.

    Shop policies

    More information

    Last updated on Dec 5, 2019
    Frequently asked questions
    Why Platinum Silicone?

    All of our toys are made of body safe platinum silicone, are non-porous and phthalate free.
    This long lasting material won’t leak chemicals or harbor bacteria (if cleaned properly).

    How do I care for my toys?

    We recommend washing thoroughly before and after every use.

    Use a mild unscented soap and warm water, glycerin-free soap is best if you are sensitive; or boil in water for 3-4 min to disinfect

    We do not recommend washing in a dishwasher, as this can leave residue on your toy

    Using a fresh paper towel dry completely before storing, regular towels can hold bacteria

    We do not recommend storing in plastic bags.

    Do not store in contact with non-silicone toys

    Use only water based lube

    Keep away from sharp objects, don’t bite or cut

    Why does it say 1-7 business days to ship?

    All of our toys are hand poured and made to order, depending on volume of orders or customization shipping time varies.

    Do you offer refunds or exchanges?

    Due to the nature of our products, our shop does not offer refunds or exchanges.
    Please contact us if you have any concerns.

    Do you offer custom designs?

    Our process is quite complex. Between sculpting, printing, post processing and mold making we can't offer custom designs at a reasonable cost.

    Do you ship internationally?

    Yes, we offer international shipping to many countries.
    Contact us to see if we can ship to you.

    Sizing details

    We currently offer 2 sizes on most of our products, but are working to continually expand our sizes. For measurements please see the item listing description.
    *Since we are human please allow for an 1/8th in variance in measurements. *