Announcement My hand-pulled--designed, cut, and individually printed by hand, NOT using a press--shirts are catered to those who appreciate the cerebral, enjoy the witty, and embrace the esoteric. Enjoy!
My hand-pulled--designed, cut, and individually printed by hand, NOT using a press--shirts are catered to those who appreciate the cerebral, enjoy the witty, and embrace the esoteric. Enjoy!
Anonymous on Dec 20, 2011
Thanks for the cool shirt. Glad it arrived on time. Love Ron Paul!
Anonymous on Aug 8, 2011
I love my "learn to grammar" shirt! Thank you!!!
Accepted payment methods
I generally ship within the United States through USPS First Class Mail. This means you can expect any print-to-order shirt within 5 days of payment.
Custom orders will take longer, but no longer than 2 weeks (actual processing time depends on the size of the order and the complexity of the design and can be discussed on a case-by-case basis).
If you want something sooner or would like me to ship using USPS expedited methods or FedEx, just convo me and I'm sure I can accommodate you!
PICK-UP (FOR FELLOW AUSTINITES)
If you are lucky enough to live in the lovely Austin, TX and would prefer to pick up your shirt(s), I would be more than happy to eliminate shipping costs!
Refunds and Exchanges
All stencils are designed, cut, and printed by hand. That means that virtually all of my shirts have minor 'imperfections', which add personality to each one. Refunds for splattered ink or bleeding are NOT permitted; major imperfections are typically discounted and are always individually photographed.
STORE CREDIT & EXCHANGES
If you do wish to return your shirt, please let me know why and I'm happy to offer store credit or an exchange, though you will need to cover the related shipping costs and return the shirt in a timely fashion (within 2 weeks of receiving it) and unworn, in its original condition.
Additional policies and FAQs
If you'd like a custom order, just convo me! I can either design a stencil for you based on an idea you have or, if you have your own design, I can take a design or logo and silk-screen it onto a shirt (or several!) for you. Keep in mind, I may have to alter your design slightly to make it into a stencil.
If you'd like one of my designs, but don't really like the shirt it's printed on, the colour it's printed with, or need another size, convo me and I'll make sure you get the snark you love on a shirt (and in a colour) you love! Keep in mind, customization will incur additional costs which depend on the cost of materials.
I will also take bulk orders, but please be aware that there may be a longer wait for larger quantities. I typically print 5 shirts at a time, so it would take, for example, the processing time for 22 shirts would be the same as the processing time for 25. These orders are typically discounted.