Thingies made by Alex Patrick Dyck 4 your pleasure by YokoSnoopy

Pleasure ~ Pain

Alex Patrick Dyck is a poet and splosh artist. She is a romantic hoarder of sentimental trash and trampled roses, attaching tinier things to her body and books and walls. She lives in Upstate NY.

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I originally opened this shop to sell my jewelry
The story is below:

In the Fall of 2012 I fled the impending cold of New York City; we drove as fast as we could to the opposite coast, beating our hands against the wind. I took a photo of a harvest moon in full bloom and stole a nugget of goldstone from a truck stop, it was nearly a perfect cube.

When I got to California,

First, I took off my stockings
Second, I shoved my face into a rosebush

I slept on floors, couches, mountains
In tents on the grass and on the dirt and the sand
In many a persons bed after they had left for work, creeping into the warm spot they left behind.

Soon we bought a bus. A short white bus. It was loving at first sighting.
We called her The Big Galoot. And we built a nest of aphgans in her womb.

We drank dirty martinis wherever we went. Or sometimes we drank whatever we could find. We were cold most of the time and always wanted to bathe.

I spent all of my money at a bead shop that was going out of business.
There I fell in love with a moon rock. A chunk of meteorite. An offering from some space witch wizard bitch. It was chalcedony. Raw unpolished natural. Agate. Peach aventurine. Hematite and tourmaline. Master - healer - clear - quartz - crystal. Rosy, smokey and rutilated.

After that we never went anywhere without stones in our pockets and in our pouches. I strung em up on strings and chains. Anointed them in woody oils. For your wrist and earlobes, dangling. Charged them in the full moon light. And let 'em ring around ya neck.

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CUSTOM TEE or TANK ~ Hand painted & printed with whatever you want! I'm A Real Bitch With Real Feelings

Custom Tote Bag - hand painted / printed canvas

Custom Sweatshirt -- Hoodie or Crew Neck -- Hand painted and printed

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WANTED long sleeve T ~ size Large ~ grey/yellow

CUSTOM I'm A Real Bitch With Real Feelings High Waisted Bundies ~ Dyed/printed cotton

CUSTOM TEE or TANK ~ Hand painted & printed with whatever you want! I'm A Real Bitch With Real Feelings

Custom Tote Bag - hand painted / printed canvas

CUSTOM Baby T Crop Top - 3 colors - One Size S/M/L - I'm A Real Bitch With Real Feelings - Dirty Sweet City Flower - Chained Rose

Custom Sweatshirt -- Hoodie or Crew Neck -- Hand painted and printed

CRANBERRIES BLUES T ~ hand dyed / printed chain Dolores memorial - Medium

BUTTERFLEW SLIP DRESS ~ hand painted / printed - M/L

ICE LINK Bracelet - Chain Link & Rhinestone

ICE LINK CHOKERS Rhinestone & Chain ~ Stainless Bondage Necklace

Cherry Pop Overalls Shorts ~ Red, Pink & Orange ~ Hand painted and Printed, size S-M

Crying Alien Denim Vintage Converse Chain High-Tops -- YokoSnoopy X MoonZone -- Hand-painted and printed - M 5 W 7

Daisy Hamsa vintage Converse High-Tops -- YokoSnoopy X MoonZone -- Hand-painted and printed, Y/M 3.5 W 5 5.5

Black & Blue vintage Converse Chain High Tops -- YokoSnoopy x MoonZone -- Hand painted and printed, Kids / Youth 3 womens 5

Dirty Sweet City Flower pin-back button

Daisy Chained Button

FLOWER TOUCHER patch ~ screen print on canvas

BOUNDARIES Patch - Screen print on canvas

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