YokoSnoopy

Thingies made by Alex Patrick Dyck 4 your pleasure

Saugerties, New York 319 Sales On Etsy since 2012

5 out of 5 stars (24)

YokoSnoopy

Thingies made by Alex Patrick Dyck 4 your pleasure

Saugerties, New York | 319 Sales

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Alex Patrick Dyck

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Alex Patrick Dyck

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I'm a real bitch with real feelings
http://instagram.com/yokosnoopy
http://alexpatrickdyck.com

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Last updated on Feb 13, 2020

SELECT ITEMS ON SALE! UP TO 60% OFF :)
FREE domestic shipping on orders over $35

I'm a real bitch with real feelings
http://instagram.com/yokosnoopy
http://alexpatrickdyck.com

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5 out of 5 stars
(24)

About YokoSnoopy

Sales 319
On Etsy since 2012

PLEASURE &&& PAIN

Alex Patrick Dyck is a poet and splosh artist. They are a romantic hoarder of sentimental trash and trampled roses, attaching tinier things to their body and books and walls. They live in Upstate NY.

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I originally opened this shop to sell my jewelry, and now I have expanded the items I make available to y'all online: special & intentional handmade items for you to adorn yourself with.

The origin story is below:

In the Fall of 2012 I fled the impending cold of New York City; we drove as fast as we could to the opposite coast, beating our hands against the wind. I took a photo of a harvest moon in full bloom and stole a nugget of goldstone from a truck stop, it was nearly a perfect cube.

When I got to California,

First, I took off my stockings
Second, I shoved my face into a rosebush

I slept on floors, couches, mountains
In tents on the grass and on the dirt and the sand
In many a persons bed after they had left for work, creeping into the warm spot they left behind.

Soon we bought a bus. A short white bus. It was loving at first sighting.
We called her The Big Galoot. And we built a nest of aphgans in her womb.

We drank dirty martinis wherever we went. Or sometimes we drank whatever we could find. We were cold most of the time and always wanted to bathe.

I spent all of my money at a bead shop that was going out of business.
There I fell in love with a moon rock. A chunk of meteorite. An offering from some space witch wizard bitch. It was chalcedony. Raw unpolished natural. Agate. Peach aventurine. Hematite and tourmaline. Master - healer - clear - quartz - crystal. Rosy, smokey and rutilated.

After that we never went anywhere without stones in our pockets and in our pouches. I strung em up on strings and chains. Anointed them in woody oils. For your wrist and earlobes, dangling. Charged them in the full moon light. And let 'em ring around ya neck.


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Shop members

  • Alex Patrick Dyck

    Owner, Maker, Designer, Curator

    Freaky Indo Wild Rose Frog Man

Production partners

  • Jamie Felton

    Los Angeles, CA

    http://jamiefelton.com/

  • Moonzone

    Okinawa, Japan

    http://www.moon-zone.net

Shop policies

Last updated on November 11, 2019
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Accepted payment methods

Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept exchanges
Contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery
I don't accept returns or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
Your satisfaction is my priority! Please contact me about a problem of any kind! :)
Payment
I will reserve up to 5 days.
Shipping
I ship worldwide, Monday thru Friday, via USPS. Allow 3-7 days for shipping on in-stock items & 3-5 weeks for customs. Please convo me if you have a specific request or need something expedited.
Additional policies and FAQs
Ask me about custom orders!

All items are handmade and one of a kind therefore there may be very slight variations between photos and actual products purchased. Thanks!

When you place an order with me your email will be added to my newsletter list so you can stay up to date with sales, coupon codes & events. If you would like to opt out of this please make a note of it when placing your order. Thanks :)