YokoSnoopy

Thingies made by Alex Patrick Dyck 4 your pleasure

Saugerties, New York

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I'm a real bitch with real feelings
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Last updated on Jun 10, 2021

FREE US shipping over $35 ♥ CUSTOMS ARE CLOSED UNTIL LATE SUMMER ♥ SIGN UP FOR MY NEWSLETTER TO BE NOTIFIED WHEN THEY'RE BACK! ♥ http://eepurl.com/gJsAkv ♥ Due to current circumstances custom/made-to-order items will take about 4~10 weeks. Thank you so much for your patience. I appreciate you ♥ (ɔ◔‿◔)ɔ ♥

I'm a real bitch with real feelings
http://instagram.com/yokosnoopy
http://alexpatrickdyck.com

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About YokoSnoopy

Sales 1,153
On Etsy since 2012

PLEASURE &&& PAIN

Alex Patrick Dyck is a multimedia poet, splosh artist and medicine maker. They are a romantic hoarder of sentimental trash and trampled roses, attaching tinier things to their body and books and walls. They live in Upstate NY on unceded Mahican land.

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I originally opened this shop to sell my jewelry, and now I have expanded the items I make available to y'all online: special & intentional handmade items for adorning and supporting your bod and spirit.

The origin story is below:

In the Fall of 2012 I fled the impending cold of New York City; we drove as fast as we could to the opposite coast, beating our hands against the wind. I took a photo of a harvest moon in full bloom and stole a nugget of goldstone from a truck stop, it was nearly a perfect cube.

When I got to California,

First, I took off my stockings
Second, I shoved my face into a rosebush

I slept on floors, couches, mountains
In tents on the grass and on the dirt and the sand
In many a persons bed after they had left for work, creeping into the warm spot they left behind.

Soon we bought a bus. A short white bus. It was loving at first sighting.
We called her The Big Galoot. And we built a nest of aphgans in her womb.

We drank dirty martinis wherever we went. Or sometimes we drank whatever we could find. We were cold most of the time and always wanted to bathe.

I spent all of my money at a bead shop that was going out of business.
There I fell in love with a moon rock. A chunk of meteorite. An offering from some space witch wizard bitch. It was chalcedony. Raw unpolished natural. Agate. Peach aventurine. Hematite and tourmaline. Master - healer - clear - quartz - crystal. Rosy, smokey and rutilated.

After that we never went anywhere without stones in our pockets and in our pouches. I strung em up on strings and chains. Anointed them in woody oils. For your wrist and earlobes, dangling. Charged them in the full moon light. And let 'em ring around ya neck.


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  • Alex Patrick Dyck

    Owner, Maker, Designer

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Shop policies

Last updated on March 25, 2021
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Accepted payment methods

Paypal Mastercard Visa American Express Discover Apple Pay Klarna Giftcard
Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
Returns and exchanges
I gladly accept exchanges
Contact me within: 7 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery
I don't accept returns or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Returns and exchange details
Your satisfaction is my priority! Please contact me about a problem of any kind! :)
Payment
I will reserve up to 5 days.
Shipping
I ship worldwide, Monday thru Friday, via USPS. Allow 5-14 days for shipping on in-stock items. Due to current circumstances of the world we are living in customs take about 5-10 weeks, depending on availability of certain supplies. Please DM me if you have a specific request or need something expedited.
Additional policies and FAQs
Ask me about custom pieces for your project or event!

All items are handmade and one of a kind therefore there may be very slight variations between photos and actual products purchased. Thanks!
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