Emo Half Wits


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Item details

Handmade item

All Snarky Cards are postcards, illustrated on both sides by me, Alisa Starr.
I use my janky typewriter: Bob Huston to type the words onto the cards, after I create the pictures for both sides.

Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 3–5 business days
From United States
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy


5 out of 5 stars (567)
  • kmadnick90 Dec 3, 2018
    5 out of 5 stars
    I had questions about one of the cards, and she was so sweet and very easy to communicate with. Highly highly recommend this shop. Fun, quality cards, great seller.
    Feel Feelings
  • Mike Roberts Mar 20, 2018
    5 out of 5 stars
    Pretty cards that you can give to your friends and give them hope in the face of an indifferent universe. High quality work!
    Eat A Bag
  • Dayna Oct 10, 2017
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Joseph Hummel Aug 15, 2017
    1 out of 5 stars
    No communication whatsoever from the seller and they never shipped my order despite prompt payment and requests for updates over multiple weeks.
    Surgery Sucks!
    Alisa Starr responded

    My account was hacked. And I couldn't access the buyers info. As soon as I was able to get back into my account, I apologized and refunded his money.

Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Payment options

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Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
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snarkycards made this item with help from

  • Tabs To Go, Seattle, WA
snarkycards made this item with help from:
  • Tabs To Go, Seattle, WA