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WHAT THEY SAY
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1. If you park sideways next time, you'll be able to take up four or five spaces instead of just two.
2. I hope you’re having a lovely day! Just wanted to give you a quick and friendly note to let you know you park like an asshole!
3. On behalf of more intelligent and respectful people everywhere, please stop parking like a jerk. Thank you in advance.
4. You park like an idiot.
5. Newsflash! It is not you, terrible driver, around which the sun revolves. Try parking like a normal person next time.
6. People who park like you shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce.
7. May you suffer from acute Diarrhea for parking like such a moron.
8. I guess a person needs a lot more intelligence than you have to avoid parking sideways like that.
9. I bet you fuck as poorly as you park.
10. I did something to your car since you parked like such a jerk. don’t worry. you’ll discover it. eventually.**
11. Please stop parking like an ass. Never mind. Forget the please.
12. You're an idiot.

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HOW IT'S MADE
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- PAPER -
110# card stock (heavy), white.

- PRINTING -
Photo quality ink jet printer, printed at highest quality.

- PACKAGING -
Packaged in a thick vinyl sleeve, secured with re-stick glue.

- SIZE --
Each card: 2" x 3.5". Intro card: 2" x 7", folded in half.

- COUNT -
12 Cards.

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WHY YOU WANT IT
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1. You hate it when people park like idiots.
2. No. You don't hate "it", you actually hate those people.
3. These made you giggle.

Obnoxious Little Parking Notes. 12 pack.

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Overview

  • Materials: paper, ink, plastic
  • Feedback: 4985 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from Colorado, United States