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This item sold on March 5, 2009.

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ZOMBIE: Let’s play “I Spy”.
INTERVIEWER: Okay.
ZOMBIE: I spy with my little eye… something delicious.
INTERVIEWER: Should I start running now?
ZOMBIE: That’s up to you.

I was originally going to call these smaller zombies "Pocket Zombies", but what's fun about a zombie in your pocket? That's not fun, that's just reckless. Throwing a zombie at your enemy is just like throwing an apple, except that your enemy's brains get eaten. And you don't waste an apple.

Every bit as potent as their larger brethren, Throwing Zombies are conveniently palm-sized and ready to be flung at a moment's notice. Lighter than a crowbar, cheaper than a taser. I expect a flood of inquiries from self-defense courses any minute now.

All Throwing Zombie dolls are made from 100% brand new socks and they come in three sizes: small (pink mouth), medium (purple mouth), and large (blue mouth). Being bitten by a large Throwing Zombie is a lot like being bitten by your boss; it doesn't really hurt that much, but it DOES remind you that your life is completely meaningless and going nowhere.

I've recently discovered that children's socks are significantly softer than adult-sized socks, so these zombies are even snugglier and squishier than the bigger ones. You know what they hate? When you stick them horn-side-down in a wine glass. Oh, the fun you'll have!

All zombies come from a totally smoke-free yet dog-friendly home, for those with allergy concerns. The dog doesn't assist in the sewing, but he does watch warily from a distance.

The buttons are all sewn on mercilessly by hand, but I'm sure I could sew them on with diamond wire and they'd still be no match for tenacious toddler teeth.

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Large Shimmery Shamrocks Throwing Sock Zombie Doll

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