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The Little Book of Zombie Limericks

**Both volumes of my Zombie Limericks are now being carried by Life and Death in Salem, located in the Museum Park Mall in historic Salem, Massachusetts!**

I have gone and written some zombie limericks!! (poems include how to deal with a horde of zombies, zombies looking for breakfast, Macon, GA zombies, smelly zombies, turning into a zombie, and more!) Plus I have hand bound them into a lovely little self published pocket book!!
The book measures 4.25" x 5.5". Nine original zombie limericks, and many black and white pictures, drawn by me ;). Here is one of my personal favorites from this volume:

If you see a dead zombie giraffe
It is best not to stop, point, and laugh
but if giggle you must
please know that he'll just
get all mad and bite you in half.


This book has 16 pages,
and the cover is a caution yellow card stock. Hand sewn binding in black thread. Would make a really unique card to give a zombie loving friend (fits in a standard note card envelope),
or just one of those weird little coffee table books...Or bathroom reader! Multiples are available, just convo me with how many copies you want and I will adjust the invoice accordingly!
The second Zombie Limericks volume is here:
http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/view_listing.php?listing_id=28829930

Please feel free to contact me with any questions or comments you may have, and many thanks for looking!
Free shipping to anywhere in the world! See my shop policies section for more info!

Meet the owner of zombietoes.

Emily White

Zombie limerick book original poems living dead writing zine hand bound unique greeting card funny reading

Overview

  • Materials: recycled papers, thread, archival inks
  • Feedback: 188 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from Massachusetts, United States
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