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COUNTESS: What are you doing after Thanksgiving dinner?
COUNTESS: I don’t know, I was thinking maybe you’d want to hang out.
INTERVIEWER: What, so you can eat me while I’m napping?
COUNTESS: You know how I love leftovers.

Countess Von Cream Cheese the Sock Zombie Puppet is made from one new man's sized crew sock and truly crazy faux fur. Her purple safety eyes are dangerously mesmerizing and her arms have been stitched twice with double thread so your thumb and pinky can really get down to business in there. Her majesty's mouth has been reinforced four times with double thread. Four times. Four. Her mouth does not open and trust me, this might save your life.

The Countess is an expert at scratching her own itches and the itches of those around her, particularly when those people have no itches and are screaming, "NO, STOP, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" That's really her time to shine.

All Sock Zombie puppets are made to order and take 3 - 5 days to complete.

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Countess Von Cream Cheese- A Sock Zombie Puppet with Crazy Hair and Purple Eyes

$18.00 USD
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  • Handmade item
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  • Ships worldwide from United States