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Are you growing a new human inside your body? Or did you adopt a small human, perhaps from another continent or planet? No matter where your baby came from, you'll love recording all the milestones with The Human Infant Project. It's an early life keepsake journal packed with science and geekiness and love.

*-*-*-Read more about the new version here -- *-*-*-
The latest print run of this book was funded in less than two weeks on Kickstarter. This version features all new design, new content, new artwork and a new lower price! THANK YOU, Etsy customers who contributed or helped spread the word.

Features of The Human Infant Project:
Families are formed in all different ways, and this book will let you tell your story.

The book includes (and I'm paraphrasing all of this -- trust me, the way it's worded in the book is all cute and detailed and stuff):

all of the standard basic birth details
family background
anticipation! Whether you adopt or go through pregnancy or sit in the car while your outlaw husband steals a baby from rich people, the waiting is the hardest part
naming worksheet -- important considerations in Venn diagram form
details about arrival -- works for hospital birth, home birth, back seat of the car on the side of the highway birth...
cultural context -- current events/popular culture trends/including geeky details like current scientific debates, projects, and online roleplaying games.
first days, first visitors, about your first home, gifts, what that first week was like
parental sleep stats
examples of physical reflexes and major milestones
firsts -- like bath, outing, babysitter, illness, toys, nicknames, smile, laugh, solid food, tooth,
naming worksheet to help you narrow down your name list using a fun venn diagram
haircut, early physics experiments (which can include standing/walking/etc)
Favorite and least favorite things
first major holiday
motor reflexes
height and weight chart
1 year celebration
2 year celebration
3 year celebration
spaces for attaching photos
place for handprints and footprints
several blank pages at the end for any other details or keepsakes

The Human Infant Project -- Baby keepsake book for science nerds

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