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ON SALE: $2.50! (used to be $4.50)

Got someone knocked up? Know an expectant family? Sure it's a happy occasion, but why send out a run-of-the-mill congrats or pregnancy announcement card, when you can be true to your unique brand of humor! Totally screwed, indeed.

Printed on recycled 100 lb Cougar matte card stock. Folded by hand. 5.5" x 4.25". Comes with a white envelope in a cellophane bag. Mailed out with cardboard support to prevent bends or folds.

ON SALE - Totally Screwed Egg and Sperm - New Parents, Pregnant, New Baby, Congratulations Card

$2.50 USD
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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: paper, cardstock, envelope, cellophane
  • Feedback: 1234 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from Vancouver, Canada