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The perfect card to give your fiancee leading up to or on your wedding day. Not only is it sweet as can be, it shows you are so ready to get down to nekkidness.

FRONT SAYS:
I think we're soul mates.
naked soul mates.

INSIDE SAYS:
Best part about being naked soul mates?
We're soul mates. AND WE'RE NAKED.

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SIMILAR ITEMS
Another version of this card is available to give to a couple, whether engaged, about to be married, or newly dating (but you SO know they're going to be together forever):
http://www.etsy.com/listing/94743892/funny-card-for-couples-or-brides-to-be

See all versions of this card:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/VixensEmpire/search?search_query=soul

See this card framed with a custom photo mat:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/106055200/custom-11-x-14-double-photo-mat-to

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FOR RECIPIENT
If you want to have the card sent directly to the card's intended recipient, please include his/her shipping address in "message to the seller” during checkout, as well as a personalized message for the recipient. Sending cards to multiple addresses will require an additional shipping charge, to be paid through Paypal.

MATERIALS
Matte cardstock is perfect for writing on without ink smudging like on many glossy store-bought cards. All cards and envelopes are made of partially recycled contents.
Card: 5.125" x 7” (13 cm x 17.8 cm) 80 lb. bright white FSC-certified cardstock, printed with Epson Photo Stylus 1400
Envelope: A7 5.25” x 7.25” (13.4 cm x 18.4 cm) 60 lb. holiday red
All cards arrive in individual cellophane sleeves for protection during shipping. Keeps card clean and pretty until you're ready to share it.

TX RESIDENTS
Apologies to my fellow Texans, but I have to charge 8.25% sales tax. Laaaame.

SHIPPING
My shop offers some of the lowest shipping prices among greeting card sellers on Etsy! BE EXCITED.

All orders are shipped in 1 to 3 days and arrive quickly within the continental United States. If you are short on time, please request RUSH when you check out. Orders ship via USPS First Class mail, which does *not* include a tracking number. Tracking can only be offered with USPS Priority Flat Rate shipping--this costs an additional $5.00 and arrives slightly faster. International shipping available.

TINY BITS OF AWESOMENESS
One of the many things that makes my cards awesome is the tiny text written on the back of the card along the spine, where I include an anecdote about what inspired the card or some hilarious stream-of-consciousness that came out when I was working at 3 a.m, most likely while intoxicated. Reading this text may result in snorting or tinkling of one’s pants. Vixen’s Empire not liable for damage from urination.

SPECIAL ORDERS
Wholesale, custom, and bulk orders welcome, just convo me with your request. Details about wholesale orders available at http://www.etsy.com/listing/93740711/wholesale-cards-24-for-42-dollars-snarky

WHY YOU SHOULD BUY FROM ME
I’m kind of adorkable and so are my cards.

STALK ME
Follow me for announcements of new cards and coupon codes.
Twitter: @vixensempire
Facebook: /snarkcards
www.vixensempire.com

VISIT MY VINTAGE SHOP
www.nexusvintage.etsy.com for custom phot mats, vintage books, prints, and advertisements

©Vixen's Empire

Sweet and funny card - "Naked Soul Mates" - for your husband, wife, or partner-to-be

$3.50 USD
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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: paper, cardstock, ink, recycled, nekkidness
  • Ships worldwide from Texas, United States
  • Feedback: 2028 reviews
  • Favorited by: 54 people