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Mar 4, 2012
Good evening! This is Lori Bragg reporting for BWSS Channel News, with my co-anchor, Flip Whistle. Our breaking story tonight is the news that Josh Groban is cutting a music cd with actress Butterfly McQueen. Flip?
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Mar 4, 2012
FLIP: Yes, Lori, and it's been public belief that Miss McQueen has been deceased since 1989, but in fact, she has been living quietly on the Island of Krakatoa, where Elvis sightings have also been reported.
LORI: I understand, Flip, that Miss McQueen's duet with Mr. Groban, a revised version of 'When You Wish Upon A Star' actually shattered some windows in the recording studio?
FLIP: Yes, that's true! And the incident has actually spurred the duo to cut a remake of Annie Lennox' song, "Walking on Broken Glass."
LORI: Wow, this will be the album of the decade! For those of you unfamiliar with Miss McQueen, she is best known for her portrayal as the slave Prissy, in Gone With the Wind, and had her singing debut in that film with the song, "Just a Few More Days To Tote The Weary Load."
FLIP: Yes! At this point, Lori, public reaction is mixed toward the duo; an insider from Rolling Stone Magazine states that if King Kong performed with Minnie Mouse, a more strangely unique sound could not be heard.
LORI: Well, there you have it, folks! We'll keep you posted on updates as we get them. This is Lori Bragg, signing off for BWSS Channel News. Our motto is, "Because We Said So" Good night!
Quirky and actually a great collection. Thank you.
Oh My Miss Lori...I don't know nothin about birthin no babies.......lol
You have completely lost it ......................................I fell on the floor I was laughing so hard.
I am honored to be in this Southern T.....WOW..where are my manners.....Thank you kindly Miss Lori...:D
Well, pick yourself up, girl! You can't put down that weary load YET.
Thank you so much ♥
this will take me a moment to recover! HEHEHE
Okay, Eva is having cardiac arrest over there....Stop laughing, Eva. Stop it.
Elvis would have given Mammy a set of red bloomers too..... He was that kind of a gentleman.... She would have been shaking her leg like a hound dog = ) While fluttering through the butterfly fields....
Fun Treasury... love it...
Yikes, Lori, how do you dream this stuff up! This is hilarious!!!
So creative! Thanks for including my plate!
You know what makes this treasury so great (besides Josh Groban and Elvis, etc.) .... there are CHICKENS!!
Faved, clicked, tweeted :)
Rose Anne, I think that is a ROOSTER, lol
But I won't put up a fight.
Lori -- the little one on the right is a wee chicken :)
:)))) You're really cracking me up:)
This is hysterical.....I have put on every team I am on and I can only wait to see the reactions...now going to tweet (or is that rooster) and pin...or is that .....ROFL.......OMG!!!!
We came home about 30 minutes ago after being gone for 4 hours and could not find my dog Abee. My hubby and I were going crazy....we finally found her locked in the laundry room (our hearts were racing) then I sit down to this and all the stress just flows out of my body....
(Abee got curious and went into the laundry room and the door closed behind her...guess she will not do that again....)
Abee says you have completely lost is Lori......What do your birds think?????
Oh, poor Abee! Glad she is okay! My cat once got locked in the attic for several hours (we have an inside access in the stairway. Poor thing; it was so hot up there!
Glad my nutty treasury made you laugh, and reduced stress :D
My birds think it's time to be cuddled! The screeming meemies!
This is wonderful Lori....you have a terrific sense of humor.....WOW
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