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Bad Poetry - print edition



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There are many bad poems in the world. These ones fall into three categories: bad poems that were written to be performed quickly and messily, so the author could get out of the scene before the punches started flying; bad poems that were broadcast to the author from one of the world's many untrustworthy surfaces; bad poems that were written in the "Un"-Happy Shopper notepad the author carried around with him in his youth.

All of them are bad in different ways. We hope that most of them are funny.

-40 pages, black and white, hand-stapled zine
-Contains 23 poems of questionable value
-Lousy with doodles and photographs illustrating the action
-Each and every copy reeks of squandered ambition and shame


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Bad Poetry - print edition

yvonne thomson 04 Oct, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Inventive, impressive, and surreal. I enjoyed it. Looking forward to the next edition.

brodyquixote 23 Nov, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

A great dark read. Images suggest another strange but also familiar world. Well bound, and well presented. Delivery was very quick. 👍

5 out of 5 stars

Postal strike delayed delivery by about a day, seller was in touch immediately to let me know. Book looked amazing, was a gift so only had a wee look, very nicely produced will get a copy for myself soon.

paddy mackenzie 30 Sep, 2022