While we love interstellar customers, our current shipping capabilities are limited to Earth. Galactic returns are a bit tricky with the current lack of interplanetary postal services. But if you're from Mars and visiting Earth, feel free to send it back from here!

As much as we adore unicorns, our landlord unfortunately doesn't allow mythical creatures in the apartment. We'll have to stick to standard currency for now. But do send us a picture of your unicorn – it will brighten our day!

We offer the same great prices to wizards, witches, muggles, and everyone in between! Our prices are as fair as a fairy-tale, no magic tricks involved.

Our Carbon Fiber parts doesn't come with invisibility powers, but it will make you stand out in a crowd! And isn't that better than no one seeing your fabulous style?

Our shipping is faster than a snail, but not quite as fast as a cheetah. However, we promise it's quick enough to get you your items in a timely manner – no cheetah-speed necessary.

While we aim to please every customer (David!), feline approval can be... unpredictable. If your cat gives it a thumbs down (or a paw down), just remember our human-friendly return policy!

As much as I'd love to say we've covered everything from A to Z, there's always more under the sun! If your burning question hasn't been answered here, or you just want to say 'hi' (or send that unicorn pic, seriously, we weren't joking), drop us a message. We're here to help, chat, and share a laugh or two!

That's the plan! But if your face starts to hurt from all the smiling, maybe take a little break. Or not. Spread that joy!

Just like every good comedy show, even this FAQ must come to an end. But don't worry, our shop is always open, and our virtual door is always ready to welcome you with open arms (and maybe a virtual cup of tea).

So, let's put our serious hats back on (mine's a top hat, by the way) and remember: behind every quirky joke, there's a commitment to making your experience with us as awesome as possible. Thanks for stopping by, and remember, in the world of [Your Shop Name], the only thing we love more than a good laugh is a satisfied customer!

And with that, I'm dropping the mic (but not literally, those things are expensive). Stay fabulous, everyone!"