Your Mother Was a Hamster and Your Mother Smelt of Elderberries Tee Shirt - Channel Your Inner Castle Aaaargh! with This Hilariously Offensive (But Secretly Accurate) Shirt.

Calling all knights who say "Ni!", shrubbery enthusiasts, and individuals with a penchant for farting Frenchmen! Do you find yourself constantly misunderstood? Do your attempts at conversation often devolve into nonsensical arguments about swallows and coconuts? Do you yearn for a simpler time, when quests were noble, insults were creative, and nobody questioned the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Well, fret no more! This shirt is your social shield (or perhaps a more assertive weapon). It boldly declares: "Your Mother Was a Hamster and Your Father Smelt of Elderberries!"

A true conversation starter (or ender, depending on the company). This timeless quote, delivered with unparalleled aplomb by a certain very rude French soldier, perfectly encapsulates the absurdity of life (and the importance of proper hygiene).

Here's what you can expect from this 100% cotton masterpiece:

Softness that rivals a comfy armchair (because arguments about aquatic birds are much more comfortable when you're relaxed).
A range of colors to match your mood (from serene meadow to full-on bridge-keeper yelling "Stop!").
Unisex sizing because witty insults transcend gender norms.
A design as bold as a knight charging a windmill (because sometimes, you just gotta make a statement).
This shirt is perfect for:

Awkward encounters with people who take themselves way too seriously.
Casually letting someone know their entire argument is as illogical as using a herring to cut down a tree.
Explaining to your significant other why you keep getting mistaken for a coconut enthusiast.
Subtly hinting that you'd prefer a good old-fashioned holy grail quest to your current situation.
Breaking the ice (or at least confusing the heck out of people) at social gatherings.
Basically, this shirt is your social chaos catapult.

Plus, you'll be the talk of the marketplace (or at least you would be, if someone didn't keep insisting on calling it a castle Aaaargh!). Imagine the conversations:

"Hey, cool shirt! Is that, uh, an insult?" (Why yes, it is! But delivered with such panache, it becomes an art form.)
"Wait, shouldn't that say something nice?" (Nice is for boring people. Embrace the absurdity!)
"I don't get it..." (Neither do some knights who say "Ni!", but that's half the fun!)
So don't just sit there and bring the rabbits to silence! Order your shirt today and celebrate the nonsensical brilliance of a certain comedic masterpiece (wink wink, nudge nudge).

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Keywords: Funny quote shirt, Medieval humor, Offensive but funny, Historical reenactment, Castle life, French insults, Elderberries, Aquatic birds, Knights, Quests, Holy grail

Tags: Medieval, humor, funny, quote, insult, history, reenactment, castle, French, elderberry, bird, knight, quest, grail, nonsensical, absurd, hilarious, conversation starter