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I'm so glad your Mum didn't swallow you. Funny Rude Valentine's Day Card. Boyfriend. Girlfriend. Husband. Wife.

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I'm so glad your Mum didn't swallow you.

WHAT'S IT MADE FROM?

- Blank inside
- Card dimensions: 149 x 149mm
- Printed on 350gsm high quality silk white card
- Packed in a cellobag with a 120gsm square white envelope inside


HOW WE SEND IT TO YOU?

- Shipped via First Class Mail within 1 business day


WHO WE ARE:

Here at The Naughty Little Card Shop we think being cheeky is a must. Who wants to kill with kindness when you can poke fun and laugh your merry little tits off? So that's why we have come up with a range of funny, at times rude and usually down right sarcastic greetings cards for naughty little loved ones (or in some cases, not so loved ones). All of our cards are designed, printed and packaged in-house. We use that really nice thick stuff (350gsm for all the stationary lovers!) which makes our cards look and feel bloody lovely. This, teamed with a simply beautifully thick envelope makes for a card that gets you noticed!


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www.etsy.com/shop/naughtylittlecards
www.thenaughtylittlecardshop.com
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I'm so glad your Mum didn't swallow you.

WHAT'S IT MADE FROM?

- Blank inside
- Card dimensions: 149 x 149mm
- Printed on 350gsm high quality silk white card
- Packed in a cellobag with a 120gsm square white envelope inside


HOW WE SEND IT TO YOU?

- Shipped via First Class Mail within 1 business day


WHO WE ARE:

Here at The Naughty Little Card Shop we think being cheeky is a must. Who wants to kill with kindness when you can poke fun and laugh your merry little tits off? So that's why we have come up with a range of funny, at times rude and usually down right sarcastic greetings cards for naughty little loved ones (or in some cases, not so loved ones). All of our cards are designed, printed and packaged in-house. We use that really nice thick stuff (350gsm for all the stationary lovers!) which makes our cards look and feel bloody lovely. This, teamed with a simply beautifully thick envelope makes for a card that gets you noticed!


WANT TO FIND OUT MORE?

www.etsy.com/shop/naughtylittlecards
www.thenaughtylittlecardshop.com
www.twitter.com/tnlcs
www.facebook.com/tnlcs1
www.instagram.com/thenaughtylittlecardshop

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(845)

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I'm so glad your Mum didn't swallow you. Funny Rude Valentine's Day Card. Boyfriend. Girlfriend. Husband. Wife.

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: 120gsm paper envelope, 350gsm card
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 845 reviews
  • Favourited by: 1492 people
  • Gift message available

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£1.00 shipping to United Kingdom
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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