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Funny anniversary card, valentines day, anniversary card, birthday card, funny card for him, card for her, boyfriend, girlfriend, pig

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Greetings lovely human…

Handmadebyswans cards:
Designed on 300gsm Luxury white card
Includes Brown Kraft envelope
Inside blank for your own message
Packaged in a clear cellophane bag
Posted in cardboard envelope
FREE UK DELIVERY Posted 1st class

Enjoy!

Despatched within 2 working days
Delivery in the UK – Please allow 1 – 2 working days
Delivery outside the UK - Please allow 7-10 working days

We can personalise all our cards – Just ping a little message over and we’ll be happy to help.

Give the best card on the Mantelpiece

For more information please check out our shop poilicies

All designs remain the property of ©HANDMADEBYSWANS

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Greetings lovely human…

Handmadebyswans cards:
Designed on 300gsm Luxury white card
Includes Brown Kraft envelope
Inside blank for your own message
Packaged in a clear cellophane bag
Posted in cardboard envelope
FREE UK DELIVERY Posted 1st class

Enjoy!

Despatched within 2 working days
Delivery in the UK – Please allow 1 – 2 working days
Delivery outside the UK - Please allow 7-10 working days

We can personalise all our cards – Just ping a little message over and we’ll be happy to help.

Give the best card on the Mantelpiece

For more information please check out our shop poilicies

All designs remain the property of ©HANDMADEBYSWANS

Check us out on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(1,427)

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns
Contact me within: 3 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 14 days of delivery
I don't accept exchanges or cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalised orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
  • Items on sale
Returns and exchange details
Changed your mind? No problem....
You have the right to return any item (Except personalised/custom made to order items) within 14 days for a full refund.
Please contact me via Etsy before returning any item within 3 DAYS of receiving your item.

These items must be returned within 14 days in all it's original packaging with no damage. The cost of the item only will be refunded.

Postage costs for returned items will be covered by the buyer (you)

We advise you return your item via a trackable service as we cannot refund your item until it is in our possession.

Shipping policies

Timescales vary for each item made. Please see each individual listing for up to late despatch info.

Despatch Timescales:

We aim to despatch as soon as possible but as everything Is handmade it can take a little time, especially at busy times.
All our listings advise individual despatch times for you to have a good idea of when your items will be despatched.
Before ordering you will be able to see at checkout the Estimated despatch time (This is the time it will take for us to post the item)

Delivery timescales:

Greeting cards will be despatched within 2 working Days via 1st Class Royal Mail
Delivery in the UK - 1 - 3 working days
Delivery outside the UK - 7 - 10 working days

Standard orders will be despatched via 2nd Class Royal Mail (despatch time included on item listing)
Delivery in the UK 2 - 4 working days
Delivery outside the UK 7 - 10 working days

Large orders will be despatched using a Trustee courier (despatch time included on item listing)
Delivery in the UK 2 - 4 working days
Delivery outside the UK 7 - 10 working days

** For items too large to fit through your letter box may be taken to your local sorting depot if you are not home at the time of delivery. Please check with your local post office if your item is late arriving.

Please check your address is correct at the time of ordering to ensure parcels are delivered to the correct place.
Timescales vary for each item made. Please see each individual listing for up to late despatch info.

Despatch Timescales:

We aim to despatch as soon as possible but as everything Is handmade it can take a little time, especially at busy times.
All our listings advise individual despatch times for you to have a good idea of when your items will be despatched.
Before ordering you will be able to see at checkout the Estimated despatch time (This is the time it will take for us to post the item)

Delivery timescales:

Greeting cards will be despatched within 2 working Days via 1st Class Royal Mail
Delivery in the UK - 1 - 3 working days
Delivery outside the UK - 7 - 10 working days

Standard orders will be despatched via 2nd Class Royal Mail (despatch time included on item listing)
Delivery in the UK 2 - 4 working days
Delivery outside the UK 7 - 10 working days

Large orders will be despatched using a Trustee courier (despatch time included on item listing)
Delivery in the UK 2 - 4 working days
Delivery outside the UK 7 - 10 working days

** For items too large to fit through your letter box may be taken to your local sorting depot if you are not home at the time of delivery. Please check with your local post office if your item is late arriving.

Please check your address is correct at the time of ordering to ensure parcels are delivered to the correct place.

Additional policies

We accept personalised orders

Funny anniversary card, valentines day, anniversary card, birthday card, funny card for him, card for her, boyfriend, girlfriend, pig

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: ink, card, kraft, twine
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 1427 reviews
  • Favourited by: 16 people
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From United Kingdom
Free shipping to United Kingdom
Returns accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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