Morrissey themed – 'You're The One For Me Fatty' – Valentines Day / Anniversary card

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Morrissey themed – 'You're The One For Me Fatty' – Valentines Day / Anniversary card



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  • Handmade
  • Materials: 340gsm sustainably sourced paper

Say it the Morrissey way with this one-of-a-kind Valentines Day card – and tell that special someone they're the one you really, really love.

Perfect for the Smiths or Moz fan in your life, our unique cards combine three decades worth of Morrissey lyrics and a dash of graphic design – to amusing effect.

Product details:
• A6 card – measures 148mm x 105mm (also perfect for framing)
• Printed on premium, 340gsm sustainably sourced paper
• Blank inside
• Includes white diamond flap envelope
• Sealed with a clear cello bag for added protection
• Packaged in a sturdy, board-backed outer envelope to ensure your product arrives in pristine condition.

• All orders are dispatched the next working day via Royal Mail First Class delivery
• UK delivery – estimated 1-3 working days after dispatch
• EU delivery – estimated 5-10 working days after dispatch
• US and worldwide delivery – estimated 1-2 weeks after dispatch
• Due to COVID-19 delivery times may vary slightly from Royal Mail estimates.

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02-04 Mar.

27 Feb.

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After you place your order, MozOccasions will take 1-2 business days to prepare it for dispatch.

01-02 Mar.

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02-04 Mar.


Estimated to arrive at your doorstep 02-04 Mar.!

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120 reviews

5 out of 5 stars

Debbie Edwards 14 Feb, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

Perfect for my mozzer fan for valentines... he loved it.. love this company and their funny compliment slip... makes it special... pleasure and privilege is ours! Thanks x

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Lily 09 Apr, 2018

5 out of 5 stars

Extremely speedy shipping and good quality card. Lovely little personalised note with the receipt as well. Very pleased, would definitely shop here again!

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Jammy Badger 02 Apr, 2016

5 out of 5 stars

Brilliant. Now framed and on the wall. Thanks!

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Laura Trujillo 17 Sep, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

I made sure I'm ready ahead of time with these perfect cards! I'm all stocked up! Thank you!

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