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Funny sign for a dog lover - I simply cannot have children...

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Another wonderful sign for a dog lover who prefers a four-legged family to a two-legged one!

Hang it in a window or from a door handle, or just prop it up on a desk or shelf. Visitors should soon take the hint!

I make all of my signs by hand, from my studio here in the UK. The graphics are my own original designs and are exclusive to Wet Nosed Friends. I use recycled timber offcuts and I paint with natural chalk paints. making each sign original, unique and eco-friendly.

The hanging ropes are made from a thickly woven natural jute which add to the rustic look & feel. The decorative ribbons and bows may vary from those shown in the pictures, but will still be supplied in a colour that compliments each piece.

As each item is individually handmade from recycled materials, you may expect to see subtle variations and tiny imperfections, but these simply add to their unique character and charm.

~ And although the minor details may vary, the quality will ALWAYS remain the same ~

DIMENSIONS:
This sign in the picture measures approximately 20 x 22 cm, although the size will vary depending on what offcuts I have.

DELIVERY:
This item dispatches from the UK. Once posted, delivery aim to Europe is usually around seven working days, and at least ten working days to the rest of the world. Please bear in mind though, that this can vary enormously and busy periods such as Christmas, will take longer.

(Recommended for INDOOR use only)
Another wonderful sign for a dog lover who prefers a four-legged family to a two-legged one!

Hang it in a window or from a door handle, or just prop it up on a desk or shelf. Visitors should soon take the hint!

I make all of my signs by hand, from my studio here in the UK. The graphics are my own original designs and are exclusive to Wet Nosed Friends. I use recycled timber offcuts and I paint with natural chalk paints. making each sign original, unique and eco-friendly.

The hanging ropes are made from a thickly woven natural jute which add to the rustic look & feel. The decorative ribbons and bows may vary from those shown in the pictures, but will still be supplied in a colour that compliments each piece.

As each item is individually handmade from recycled materials, you may expect to see subtle variations and tiny imperfections, but these simply add to their unique character and charm.

~ And although the minor details may vary, the quality will ALWAYS remain the same ~

DIMENSIONS:
This sign in the picture measures approximately 20 x 22 cm, although the size will vary depending on what offcuts I have.

DELIVERY:
This item dispatches from the UK. Once posted, delivery aim to Europe is usually around seven working days, and at least ten working days to the rest of the world. Please bear in mind though, that this can vary enormously and busy periods such as Christmas, will take longer.

(Recommended for INDOOR use only)

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5 out of 5 stars
(464)

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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 21 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
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The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalised orders
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Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Seller Details

Sally Grist
5 Tappan Drive
ST. MARY'S ISLAND, Chatham Maritime KENT
United Kingdom

FAQs

I am often asked if I can supply my items to third parties such as 'drop shipping' websites and other pet-related businesses. Unfortunately I'm not able to do this at this moment. As my items are all handmade, I can't manufacture enough quantity to supply wholesale and there isn't enough of a profit margin to enable me to sell at a reduced price anyway. So sorry!
YES! I ship worldwide from the United Kingdom. If you can't find a shipping price to your country on the item listed, just contact me and I'll work it out.
Unfortunately some of my larger items such as the dog beds and toy boxes are VERY expensive to ship, but there's nothing I can do about this. Please understand that these items are very large and very heavy. If I could ship them for less I would!
Sorry, no I don't sell these materials separately.
These unique components help make my products instantly recognizable, and form the basis of the Wet Nosed Friends brand that I've worked hard to create. I'm striving to be original and exclusive, and to meet a high standard of craftsmanship. Therefore I feel that selling bits of my designs for customers to do their own DIY, might dilute my brand and my products in a way that I'm not keen to do.
I get MANY requests to donate items, but my funds are already very tight as it's hard to make a living as an artist. Even so, I already organise fundraisers of my own, and donate many products to personally selected charities throughout the year.
I generally don't donate items to strangers, but prefer to prioritise requests from paying customers over anyone else. It seems only fair that I make a sale from the arrangement, rather than just sending out a neverending stream of freebies at my own expense.
So if you wish to combine your request with a purchase from my shop, you'll stand a far greater chance of achieving a donation than if you're a stranger who's never actually supported my business. I always look after my customers first!
The best way to determine whether our dog beds will fit your dog is to measure your dog's current bed and see how that compares. I also recommend having a look through my Facebook album of 'happy customers'. where you'll find lots of pics of different dogs in our beds, to give a better idea of scale: (copy this link and paste into your browser: https://goo.gl/SnPZdd )

The largest size we currently make is 75 x 54 x 25cm (29.5 x 20.5 x 10") externally, minus around 20cm inside for the snuggly cushion walls.

If you're between sizes, always go for the larger size. A bed that's too small can be cramped and uncomfortable, but if it's too big and you can just pad it out with extra snuggly cushions, blankets, toys, or even a companion!

Funny sign for a dog lover - I simply cannot have children...

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Recylced timber offcuts, Autentico chalk paint, jute rope
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 464 reviews
  • Favourited by: 113 people
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