Bitchy Giraffe's Stalking On Facebook - Funny Friendship Card For Your Single Girl Friend

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Bitchy Giraffe's Stalking On Facebook - Funny Friendship Card For Your Single Girl Friend

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This card features two single giraffes who are deciding what to do this weekend. Instead of sitting around and crying about their past lovers, they are going to be strong, and have an evening of stalking people on Facebook instead (whilst drinking a lot of wine and eventually drooling over Ryan Gosling DVDs).

The first one is saying 'Let's laugh at out married Facebook 'friends' who looked shit on their wedding day' and the other is up for that idea so says 'Yeah okay'

Who knew giraffes were capable of using Facebook?!

Cheer up your single girl friend with this funny card, as to be honest - we've all done it.

This card is blank on the inside so can be used for all occasions, birthdays, Valentines Day, or if you just wanna spread some love :)

The card is size is 148mm x 148mm , and has been professionally printed on high quality 325gsm uncoated card, and comes in a clear cellophane bag with a white envelope.
The outside of the card has been laminated in a matt coating giving the print a high quality look, whilst the inside has been left blank for you to write your own personal message.

If you don't already, you can stalk me on the internet here:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Floppy-Broc/1518624068363883
Twitter: @floppybroc
Instagram: @floppybroc

Designed by Sara Blowing
Printed in the UK
This card features two single giraffes who are deciding what to do this weekend. Instead of sitting around and crying about their past lovers, they are going to be strong, and have an evening of stalking people on Facebook instead (whilst drinking a lot of wine and eventually drooling over Ryan Gosling DVDs).

The first one is saying 'Let's laugh at out married Facebook 'friends' who looked shit on their wedding day' and the other is up for that idea so says 'Yeah okay'

Who knew giraffes were capable of using Facebook?!

Cheer up your single girl friend with this funny card, as to be honest - we've all done it.

This card is blank on the inside so can be used for all occasions, birthdays, Valentines Day, or if you just wanna spread some love :)

The card is size is 148mm x 148mm , and has been professionally printed on high quality 325gsm uncoated card, and comes in a clear cellophane bag with a white envelope.
The outside of the card has been laminated in a matt coating giving the print a high quality look, whilst the inside has been left blank for you to write your own personal message.

If you don't already, you can stalk me on the internet here:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Floppy-Broc/1518624068363883
Twitter: @floppybroc
Instagram: @floppybroc

Designed by Sara Blowing
Printed in the UK

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From United Kingdom
£0.95 delivery to United Kingdom
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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