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NewtonAndTheApple

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Materials: White, Greeting, Card, 300 GSM, Minimal, Design, Humor, Red, Science, Biology, Physiology, Typography, Funny

Funny and slightly rude red Valentine's day card. This science inspired design describes the biology behind the human physiological reaction to attraction and lust. The brain gets all excited and send our body into fight-or-flight response... sexy hormones are released and the body gets all sweaty (attractive), your pupils dilate, your heart races, and you generally feel amazing (or maybe a bit queezy with all those butterflies).

We have lots more personalised and funny Valentine's cards in the Newton and the Apple shop, all out of the ordinary and a little bit interesting.

MADE FROM: Each card is made using a premium matt 300 GSM white greeting card and is sent with a red envelope. The inside of the card is left blank for you to write your own message. Your card will be protected in sealed plastic and sent in a board envelope for safe delivery.

Dimensions of the folded card are 10.5 x 15 cm (A6).

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Funny Valentine's Day Card PHYSIOLOGICAL REACTION Rude Geek Red Biology Science Humourous Ruby Anniversary Cards Big Bang Theory Valentines

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A wonderful little card! Another great item from NewtonAndTheApple, with fast delivery and great service. Thanks so much!

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John 03 Mar, 2020

Great quality and good shipping time. Thank you!

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Amazing quality of product! Shipped very quickly.

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PHYSIOLOGICAL REACTION Funny Valentine's Day Card Rude Geek Red Biology Science Humourous Ruby Anniversary Cards Big Bang Theory Valentines

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