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Pennywise Card

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Description

This creepy Pennywise card can either be a love card or a hate card, but regardless, it's hilarious.

Inside it says, "THINKING OF YOU."

READY TO SHIP!

Let me know if you want me to write your message in the card and ship it directly to the recipient.

This order ships First Class USPS in 1-3 days after ordering, so it's about 7-10 DAYS from the time you order it, to the time you receive it. If you want to upgrade to faster shipping, upgrade to Priority Mail, here:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/242535554/priority-mail-shipping-upgrade?ref=shop_home_active_2

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5 out of 5 stars
(150)

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THE COTTON FLOOZY'S SALES AGREEMENT

As an artist who makes everything by hand in dim lighting without the aid of sweatshop workers or elves, I retain the rights to the patterns I create for custom orders. I reserve the right to reuse my patterns and to post photographs of my finished (hand-stitched-in-dim-lighting) embroideries. Like other fan artists, I allege that my embroidery work is transformative and permissible under the fair use principles of U.S. copyright laws. I do not sell enough embroidery commissions to warrant any freaking out from the owners of any copyrighted materials, whereas I only make enough money to buy an occasional McDonald's Breakfast Combo #9 with a super-sized Diet Coke to-go. If you have a beef with anything I have made or do not feel properly attributed, please email me directly at thecottonfloozy@gmail.com and I will consult that cold dark stone that is my heart after I make a phone call to my kickass big sister lawyer.

If you would like to buy an embroidery pattern that I create, for exclusive rights, to be used only by you or your very own equestrian dressage society, then you must agree to pay the full price of $250. Which would make me very happy indeed, because then I would be able to afford the medication I will need to unclot the McDonald's Breakfast Combo #9 from my cold dark heart.

I will assume that you agree to my terms unless you write me an email in caps-locked comic sans font stating that you do not agree to my terms. In which case, I will politely decline doing business with you.

If you are the awesome person whom I believe you to be, and have made it through this delightful sales agreement without falling asleep, thank you for commissioning a custom order from me. Let's be friends. Want to meet for McBrunch?

Ridiculously yours,
The Cotton Floozy

Returns & exchanges

Everything is 100% guaranteed. We will do our best to stitch and deliver our embroideries. Refunds will be considered on a case by case basis.

Shipping policies

Please be aware that custom orders take anywhere from 6-8 weeks to complete, plus shipping time. Made-to-Order embroideries, for example, the Behold The Field embroidery takes about 8-9 weeks. Everything we do here is hand-stitched. We have a long custom order queue of the best customers! We appreciate your patience.

Thanks!
Floozy and Co.

Pennywise Card

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£4.77
VAT included (where applicable), plus shipping

Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: Envelope, A6 card
  • Feedback: 150 reviews
  • Favourited by: 45 people
  • Gift message available
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Shipping & returns

Ready to ship in 1–3 business days
From United States
£9.94 shipping to United Kingdom

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