| 794 sales | 5 out of 5 stars

Rude christmas card, Gold foiled, funny christmas card, greetings card, offensive, adult, banter, xmas, you're a twat, FREE P&P



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  • Handmade
  • Dispatches from a small business in

    United Kingdom

  • Materials: 300gsm Card, Gold Foil

You're a twat*

*sorry I meant to say 'Merry Christmas'

Get straight to the point this Christmas!

Made with 300gsm soft white card with the words gold foiled on the front.

Comes with a white envelope and is blank inside for your own message.

A6 sized.

Free P&P to UK addresses.


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06-15 Dec.

28 Nov.

Order placed

After you place your order, EmilyEnglandDesigns will take 1-2 weeks to prepare it for dispatch.

03-10 Dec.

Order dispatches

EmilyEnglandDesigns puts your order in the post.

06-15 Dec.


Estimated to arrive at your doorstep 06-15 Dec.!

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Etsy offsets carbon emissions from delivery and packaging on this purchase.
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Emily England

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110 reviews

5 out of 5 stars

Dave 10 Jan, 2017

5 out of 5 stars

Great card. Apparently I need more than five words, so here are some more. Does that make my review more useful, Etsy?

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