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Funny boyfriend birthday card, funny birthday card boyfriend, funny brother card, funny brother birthday card, funny sister card, unicorn

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Funny boyfriend birthday card, funny birthday card boyfriend, funny brother card, funny brother birthday card, funny sister card, unicorn.

If you want a funny birthday card that's guaranteed a big belly laugh then this is the one! This rude birthday card reads 'Happy Birthday, Just kidding go f**k yourself' and is sure to be the one birthday card they remember getting!

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» SUGAR & SLOTH CARDS

Our cards are blank inside and suitable for many occasions.

They are printed on sustainable high quality 350gsm card with a matt gloss finish. They are A6 size when folded.

Our cards come with a 100% recycled kraft brown envelope. All the card-stock we print on is approved by the Forest Stewardship Council (FSC).

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» ADD RAINBOW CONFETTI TO YOUR CARD

Why not add a rainbow bag of confetti to your card, you can leave this in the bag for the recipient to play with, or add it inside loose to surprise them!

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» SHIPPING TIMES

UK
Processing time: 1-2 Business Days
Shipping time: (First Class) 1-2 Business Days

EU

Processing time: 1-2 Business Days
Shipping time: 3-7 Business days



USA and Rest of the World
Processing time: 1-2 Business Days

Shipping time: 5-21 Business Days

If you have any questions at all please drop me a message.

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» SEND DIRECTLY TO THE RECIPIENT

Just add the recipients address at the checkout, and your message in the 'Add a note' section at the checkout.

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» BACK TO MY SHOP

I have loads of awesome cards and gifts in my shop, purchase multiple items to save on postage too!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/sugarandsloth
Funny boyfriend birthday card, funny birthday card boyfriend, funny brother card, funny brother birthday card, funny sister card, unicorn.

If you want a funny birthday card that's guaranteed a big belly laugh then this is the one! This rude birthday card reads 'Happy Birthday, Just kidding go f**k yourself' and is sure to be the one birthday card they remember getting!

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» SUGAR & SLOTH CARDS

Our cards are blank inside and suitable for many occasions.

They are printed on sustainable high quality 350gsm card with a matt gloss finish. They are A6 size when folded.

Our cards come with a 100% recycled kraft brown envelope. All the card-stock we print on is approved by the Forest Stewardship Council (FSC).

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» ADD RAINBOW CONFETTI TO YOUR CARD

Why not add a rainbow bag of confetti to your card, you can leave this in the bag for the recipient to play with, or add it inside loose to surprise them!

------
» SHIPPING TIMES

UK
Processing time: 1-2 Business Days
Shipping time: (First Class) 1-2 Business Days

EU

Processing time: 1-2 Business Days
Shipping time: 3-7 Business days



USA and Rest of the World
Processing time: 1-2 Business Days

Shipping time: 5-21 Business Days

If you have any questions at all please drop me a message.

------
» SEND DIRECTLY TO THE RECIPIENT

Just add the recipients address at the checkout, and your message in the 'Add a note' section at the checkout.

------
» BACK TO MY SHOP

I have loads of awesome cards and gifts in my shop, purchase multiple items to save on postage too!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/sugarandsloth

Reviews

5 out of 5 stars
(2,157)

Payment options

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  • Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits
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Returns & exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
  • Custom or personalised orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Seller Details

Anita Perry
Apt 23709 Chynoweth House
Trevissome Park
TRURO, TR4 8UN
United Kingdom

FAQs

I offer wholesale on a wide range of my products. Please message me for more information on pricing and minimum orders.
I post all orders within 3 working days from Bath, UK. If you need your order in a hurry please let me know when you check out and I will do my best to send it out sooner. All my items are packaged with love, care and awesome stickers - because post should be exciting!

↞↞ Orders from the UK ↠↠
All UK deliveries take 1-3 days from the dispatch date.

↞↞ Orders from the USA ↠↠
USA deliveries will take a minimum of 5-7 working days after I dispatch them. US Customs could delay orders further. Please order early to avoid disappointment.

↞↞ Orders from everywhere else ↠↠
Royal Mail delivery for everywhere else takes between 4-21 working days from dispatch date but can take longer can take longer due to customs.

↞↞ Thank you ↠↠
Yes you will, for example if you order multiple badges or cards you only pay shipping on the first one.
All my orders have a quick turn around time but if you need your order urgently, or by a specific date, please message me via Etsy and I can advise you.

To save you time I will happily send your card or gift directly to the recipient. I can hand write your card or include a gift note free of charge, simply leave your instructions in the "Note to seller" section when you check out.
All orders are sent in decorative packaging with fun stickers, and no prices are included.
All my cards are left blank inside for your own scribbles and doodles!
Smaller orders do not include tracking as standard, please message me if you would like to upgrade your order to tracked delivery.

All mugs and larger orders within the UK are scanned by the Postman on delivery, this can be tracked online.

Post outside the UK is not tracked as standard, please message me if you would like to upgrade your order to tracked delivery.
In a hurry? I will happily send your card or gift directly to the recipient. I can hand write your card or include a gift note free of charge, simply leave your instructions in the "Note to seller" section when you check out.
All orders are sent in decorative packaging with fun stickers, and no prices are included.

Funny boyfriend birthday card, funny birthday card boyfriend, funny brother card, funny brother birthday card, funny sister card, unicorn

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£2.95+
VAT included (where applicable)
Free shipping to United Kingdom with £15 purchase from SugarandSloth

Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: High quality 350gsm card, Recycled brown kraft envelope
  • Feedback: 2157 reviews
  • Favourited by: 51 people
  • Gift message available
This shop accepts Etsy gift cards

Shipping & returns

Get it fast! Ready to ship in 1–2 business days.
From United Kingdom
£1.00 shipping to United Kingdom
Returns and exchanges accepted
Exceptions may apply. See return policy

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