Rude School Boobies Calculator Cotton Funny Tote Bag

Rude School Boobies Calculator Cotton Funny Tote Bag


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Cotton bag, waterbased ink, screenprint

Hee hee hee, boobies!! Such a rude tote bag! This cheeky calculator screen printed cotton bag shows the number 5318008 which everyone in school knows is the funniest number! This gag never gets old, perfect for geeks and nerds and cheeky monkeys

They are made from 100% cotton with long handles that are great for popping over you shoulder to carry shopping, school books or whatever you've got going on! They would even make a nice bright bag for wedding bits and bobs.

Each bag measures 38cm x 43cm with black ink and are printed on one side. You have a choice of three bag colours, Red, Teal or Green

They are each printed in my little home studio so each one is unique with the little imperfections that make hand printed bits and bobs so special.

Please note - although I've done my best to represent the colours correctly every screen is a bit different so they might not match exactly. Trust me, they're awesome colours though!

To care for your bag I would recommend hand washing in warm water and if you're the type to iron, do it inside out!

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Meet WoahTherePickle

Vicky Day

Vicky Day

Brighton, England

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No, all printed are supplied unframed and either in a card backed envelope or a tube depending on the size
Nope, all my prints are open edition unless the listing says otherwise
Probably! We can give it a go, message me :-)
They are all printed by hand so you get all the quirks, textures and little imperfections that make your print unique and one of a kind!
Normally not, sorry! They're printed directly from hand carved blocks, to do a different size I have to carve a whole new block!
Sure! Message me for more info
All items are sent out either 1st Class for UK or Royal Mail Airmail for Outside of the UK, neither are trackable but are the best choice for price. If you want tracking message me before ordering and I'll look up how much extra there would be to pay.
It's getting festive round here and that means shipping can take longer than normal. I send all orders with Royal Mail 1st class or Standard International, neither of which are guaranteed to take a set amount of time and actual shipping times can be a bit unpredictable around now, especially internationally and can take 4+ weeks to arrive in the USA from the UK for example. Sometimes it will only take 5 days, its a bit hit and miss! For this reason my recommended cut of points for ordering to give the best chance of pre-Christmas receipt are:
UK - 14th Dec
Europe - 5th Dec
Everywhere Else - 2nd Dec
(these are not guaranteed to arrive before Christmas but give you the best chance based on Royal Mail's services)


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