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Middle Aged Man In Lycra (Gift Set For Cyclists)

Middle Aged Man In Lycra (Gift Set For Cyclists)

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Do you know a middle aged man who still rides his bike everywhere? This gift set was designed for him.

It's the perfect balance of tongue-in-cheek kitsch and genuinely helpful lotions and oils that are a joy to use.

In our small mix-room on the picturesque Noefolk coast, we mix the muscle rub, bath oil and body wash ourselves.

The rub contains invigorating ginger and black pepper to keep his spirits high and his legs a blur.

The bath oil is a luxurious blend of essential oils including sweet almond and sunflower. It fills the air with a calming aroma as he bathes his aching muscles.

Finally, the body wash cleans with the spiriting freshness of natural citrus.

Contains:

Muscle rub (50 ml)

Bath oil (50ml)

Shampoo & body wash (50ml)

Nipple plasters

Ingredients:

Muscle rub:
Vitis Vinifera (Grapeseed) Seed Oil, Tocopheryl acetate (Vitamin E) Oil, Mentha Piperita (Peppermint) Oil, Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Oil, Zingiber Officinale (Ginger) Root Oil, Piper Nigrum (Black Pepper) Fruit Oil.

Bath oil:
Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Polyglyceryl-3 Diisostearate, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Parfum (Fragrance).

Shampoo & body wash:
Aqua (Water), Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Decyl Glucoside, Glycerin, Caprylyl/Capryl Glucoside, Lauryl Glucoside, Sodium Benzoate, Citric Acid, Coco-Glucoside, Glyceryl Oleate, Levulinic Acid, Sodium Levulinate, Sodium Phytate, Parfum (Fragrance).
Do you know a middle aged man who still rides his bike everywhere? This gift set was designed for him.

It's the perfect balance of tongue-in-cheek kitsch and genuinely helpful lotions and oils that are a joy to use.

In our small mix-room on the picturesque Noefolk coast, we mix the muscle rub, bath oil and body wash ourselves.

The rub contains invigorating ginger and black pepper to keep his spirits high and his legs a blur.

The bath oil is a luxurious blend of essential oils including sweet almond and sunflower. It fills the air with a calming aroma as he bathes his aching muscles.

Finally, the body wash cleans with the spiriting freshness of natural citrus.

Contains:

Muscle rub (50 ml)

Bath oil (50ml)

Shampoo & body wash (50ml)

Nipple plasters

Ingredients:

Muscle rub:
Vitis Vinifera (Grapeseed) Seed Oil, Tocopheryl acetate (Vitamin E) Oil, Mentha Piperita (Peppermint) Oil, Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Oil, Zingiber Officinale (Ginger) Root Oil, Piper Nigrum (Black Pepper) Fruit Oil.

Bath oil:
Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Polyglyceryl-3 Diisostearate, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Parfum (Fragrance).

Shampoo & body wash:
Aqua (Water), Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Decyl Glucoside, Glycerin, Caprylyl/Capryl Glucoside, Lauryl Glucoside, Sodium Benzoate, Citric Acid, Coco-Glucoside, Glyceryl Oleate, Levulinic Acid, Sodium Levulinate, Sodium Phytate, Parfum (Fragrance).

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Seller Details

Hugo Middleton
Men's Society, The Churchyard
LONG SUTTON, PE12 9JH
United Kingdom
VAT ID GB990546391

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