MATURE Framed & finished completed cross stitch bitch, subversive rude snarky custom needlepoint embroidery, funny gift


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Item details



Height: 7 Inches; Width: 5 Inches

High As Fuck - framed & finished completed cross stitch.

I use Anchor/DMC thread and a 14 count Aida fabric.

The frames are plastic in an ornate style & measure 5x7”, they are available in other colours as well as the options listed but this all depends on what I have in stock at the time so if you’d like this stitch but in a different colour just pop me a message and I'll do my best to help.

I do not include the glass with my stitches as I find that it sometimes distorts the stitching, if, however you would like the glass just pop it in the notes when you place your order & I'll happily include it for you.

I also provide the option to purchase this stitch without a frame, just select the 'NO FRAME' option at the checkout.

This item is made to order so if you would like me to change the colour of the thread just let me know when you place your order.

I aim to complete this stitch in 1-2 weeks (not including shipping time). It will usually be done before then but if I am busy (Christmas for example) it could take the full 2 weeks.
However, I do provide an upgrade service for an extra £5 which will enable you to fast track your order and I will then make it & ship within 48 hours for you.
All you need to do is select the "SHIP WITHIN 48HR UPGRADE" option in the upgrade section at the checkout.

*Please note the 48hr upgrade does not take into consideration the shipping time, just how long it will take me to make the item. I do provide shipping upgrades too and they are also available at the checkout.

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Delivery & returns

Estimated delivery: Nov 27 - Dec 5
Need it sooner? Upgrade shipping in the basket
From United Kingdom
£4.00 delivery to United Kingdom
No returns or exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Gift wrapping available

Meet CrossStitchBich

Cross Stitch Bitch

Cross Stitch Bitch

Swansea, Wales

This seller usually responds within a few hours.

I am happy to carry out custom orders but these items will not be eligible for exchange or refund once I have sent it out.

The buyer will always receive a photo of the finished item before it is sent out to them to check they are happy with it & if they are not happy with it I am happy to alter it to their requirements, if they are still not happy with it then I will provide a refund.


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