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Captain Chunk T-SHIRT / Pirate / Eighties / Unisex / Tank


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👇👇 Christmas 2021 Order Deadlines 👇👇

For delivery by Christmas to USA addresses, the drop ship order deadlines are:

USPS First Class Mail: Dec 8
USPS Priority Mail: Dec 9
USPS Express Mail: Dec 19

After Dec 6, we will not process/print any orders placed with standard shipping until after Christmas (or until we've caught up with other orders). After Dec 7, we will not process/print Priority Mail until after Christmas.

After Christmas, we will re-start the print queue. We will start printing the priority orders, then orders with standard shipping.

There is no guarantee/deadline for international destinations. This is because all forms of international logistics (including expedited/express methods) and customs clearance have been seeing significant delays for months, and it’s unlikely that the situation gets better during the holiday season.


• The Printing process used is DTG - direct to garment. This process produces bright and vibrant colors and feels like a soft screen print.

• Highest possible industry standard on 100% cotton shirts in a range of styles.

• A range of sizes available including Unisex, Ringspun Unisex or Ladies Fit, Long Sleeve and Tank Tops.

• Please see listing photos for the Size Guide.

Standard/mid-weight 5 oz 100% cotton short-sleeve shirt (Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester)
Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage
Regular unisex fit (i.e. not athletic/tight-fit) - Great for men and women
High-density weave for great print quality
Seamless rib collar, double-needle stitched sleeves, bottom hem and front neck for wash durability
The shirt's tag is tear away, so you can remove it easily
Available sizes: S to 6XL
Brand: Fruit of the Loom HD or equivalent

Ultra-soft light weight 4.3 oz combed ring-spun 100% cotton short-sleeve shirt
Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage
Available sizes: S to 2XL
Unisex fit

Ultra-soft light weight 4.3 oz combed ring-spun 100% cotton short-sleeve shirt
Contoured body for slim, feminine fit - ladies fit run slightly small, please see size guide
Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage
Available sizes: S to 2XL

Ultra-soft lightweight 4.5 oz combed ring-spun 100% cotton tank top
Contoured body for slim, feminine fit - ladies fit runs small, see chart below
Tear-away label
Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage
Available sizes: S to 2XL
Brand: Anvil or equivalent

Standard/mid-weight 5 oz 100% cotton tank top
Regular Unisex fit (i.e. not athletic/tight-fit)
Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage
Available sizes: S to 2XL
Brand: Fruit of the Loom HD Cotton or equivalent

Heavyweight 6.1 oz 100% cotton long-sleeved shirt
Unisex fit
Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage
Available sizes: S to 2XL


All items ship from the USA.

Once you place your order, it will be queued to be printed in a first-come, first-served basis:

• Standard Shipping: Usually only a few business days to print your order. It may take longer when we get spikes in orders, such as during or after sale periods and holiday rushes. Please don't wait till the last minute to order!

• Priority Mail, Express Mail: 1 to 2 business days to print.

If you need your order by a certain date, or if you want it faster, please select one of the expedited shipping options, such as Priority Mail.


After your order is printed, it is packed and shipped according to the shipping options you chose during checkout.

• Standard Shipping: 4 to 5 business days in transit
• Priority Mail: 2 to 3 business days
• Express Mail: 1 to 2 business days

All options will include tracking info. All are subject to weather and courier delays, both of which are out of our control.


• Standard International Shipping: 4 to 12 weeks
• First Class Mail International: 2 to 3 weeks
• Priority Mail International: 3 to 7 business days
• Priority Mail Express International: 2 to 4 business days

Certain countries, such as Greece, Poland, Italy, Spain and Brazil, may have much longer delivery window.

All international shipping options are subject to customs inspection and courier delays. All international orders come with tracking info.

Because the speed of customs clearance varies from country to country, we cannot give a definite time frame of delivery. If your package is stopped and inspected by customs, it may take a few weeks longer.

International orders may be subject to custom duties and fees. Because these vary from country to country, we do not know how much they will be. You are responsible for any custom duties and fees.

Please also make sure you enter the correct address as we cannot be responsible for missing orders due to incorrect shipping info.

I am not responsible for delivery delays or lost packages. I will do my best to notify everyone of upcoming delays.


This is an estimate based on the purchase date, the seller's location, and processing time, and the delivery destination and carrier.

Other factors – such as delivery company delays or placing an order on weekend/bank holiday – may push the arrival of your item beyond this date.

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15-29 Sep.

16 Aug.

After you place your order, Stationjack will take 6-9 business days to prepare it for dispatch.

24-29 Aug.

Stationjack puts your order in the post.

15-29 Sep.

Estimated to arrive at your doorstep 15-29 Sep.!

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1,044 shop reviews

5 out of 5 stars
5 out of 5 stars

Such a lovely t-shirt! Amazing artwork and attention to detail that you can't properly see in the photo's. The quality of the material is superb. Really really soft! I was kept up to date at each stage - printing and posting, and had really nice little chats with Martyn. I recommend Stationjack 100% Quality artwork, quality materials, and quality customer service! Thank you so much! :)

Catherine Szelazek 21 Jul, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

This shirt did not disappoint. So unique and exactly as described. My LOTR fan absolutely loved it!

Suzanne Eschrich 31 Dec, 2021

3 out of 5 stars

The design is amazing but the shirt does run small. I wear a medium in unisex shirts, and this fits like a small. When ordering from this seller, size up a size to make sure it fits.

Suzanne 20 Dec, 2021

5 out of 5 stars

I purchased the Clone tee (kids size). It matched the description and colors exactly as shown. I ordered a Medium and it fits true to size. I followed the washing instructions that came in the package with the shirt and it came out perfectly and softer than when received without any damage to the image. My son loves his new shirt and I can’t wait to order him another design from this awesome shop. Thank you!

fitchalexandra 24 Jan, 2022

5 out of 5 stars

Bought it for my 20 year old daughter, she absolutely loved it and it is now on her car window. She’s a huge fan. Shipping was super fast, and sticker quality was really great

Angel 17 Dec, 2021