MATURE Mortgage W*nkers - hand stitched Cross Stitch Bitch keyring, personalised key chain, funny needlepoint, rude snarky sweary embroidery


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Item details



Height: 35 Millimetres; Width: 45 Millimetres

Hand stitched Mortgage Wankers cross stitch keyrings/keychain.

Each keyring is stitched to order so if you'd like it in a different colour or with slightly different wording then just pop it in the personalisation section when you place your order.

This item comes with free shipping (UK Only sorry - if you're from outside the UK then drop me a message & we'll sort something out).

I also provide custom keyrings with sweary rude words are welcomed along with clean boring words, I can also do names for children etc. Go here to order one of those:

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Delivery & returns

Ready for dispatch in 3–5 business days
From United Kingdom
Free delivery to United Kingdom
No returns or exchanges
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Gift wrapping available

Meet CrossStitchBich

Cross Stitch Bitch

Cross Stitch Bitch

Swansea, Wales

This seller usually responds within a few hours.

I am happy to carry out custom orders but these items will not be eligible for exchange or refund once I have sent it out.

The buyer will always receive a photo of the finished item before it is sent out to them to check they are happy with it & if they are not happy with it I am happy to alter it to their requirements, if they are still not happy with it then I will provide a refund.


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