The Murderous Memorandum

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The Murderous Memorandum



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The Murderous Memorandum by David King of King Creativ

The Murderous Memorandum, Is my debut book released officially Friday the 13th of March.

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The Murderous Memorandum is a Children's book intended for adults and teenagers, its a A-Z of parricide and gives twenty six inventive ways to murder your parents in a lighthearted, humorous whimsical rhyming style.

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78 reviews

5 out of 5 stars

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MsPipedown 30 Apr, 2020

 Dispatched to: United Kingdom

5 out of 5 stars

🖤 Morbidly wonderful. Fantastically dark graphics. All around brilliance for the warped mind - thank you! 💀

Paul Crake 22 Apr, 2020

 Dispatched to: United Kingdom

5 out of 5 stars

OK so.. It is awesome. I tried to be critical about it and without bias which is impossible when, even though you can see The Tales of the Gashlycrumb shining right through it and the idea is very similar, it is certainly up there. For a first publication David has set the bar way high, too high perhaps as it is that good. I don't think he can top it, I will however look forward to a follow up if ever there will be one, to which I'm confident his pen will be working as hard than a murderers shovel trying to bury the evidence. If I bought it from a book shop, I'd say this was from the very pen of Gorey. It's darker than Gashlycrumb and in a weird twist of it being the younger (which it is) big brother. Exellent work, had me smiling throughout. Prompt delivery with immaculate packaging to go with the atmosphere of the book.

Witch of the North 14 Mar, 2020

 Dispatched to: United Kingdom

5 out of 5 stars

Absolutely loved this book and all of the little extras it came with. Such a fun read with brilliant illustrations. Absolutely a book I would have adored as a kid. Lovely packaging and fast postage too 🖤

Jess 22 May, 2020

 Dispatched to: United Kingdom

5 out of 5 stars

Loved it, great shop! Thank you!

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